ROUND 3, FIGHT!   We review Mortal Kombat, where our heroes get stuck finishing their brother's chores, fight an 8 foot tall puppet to avenge a pair of sunglasses, and prove just tough enough to get subdued by some light hair pulling. Prepare yourself!   If you want to see more about the legitimately impressive puppetry that brought Prince Goro to life, here's a link:   MORTAL KOMBAT (1995) | The Making of Goro Featurette   CONTENT WARNING:  insensitive text messages, fights to the death (it's right there in the title), life force appropriation, testicular trauma, damsels in distress, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr, with special guest Chris Niejadlik.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.