Dante‘s Inferno (2010)
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We review Dante's Inferno, where no one seems to deserve all Nine Circles more than our titular "hero". Seriously, to Hell with this guy...   CONTENT WARNING: despicable protagonists, mass murder, religious war crimes, damning your beloved's immortal soul so you can do some heathen raping, strong language (seriously, we didn't bleep anything out this time).   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
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