We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.   This Week -   The First Wives Club (1996) Starring: Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton    A wonderful movie where Victor Garber’s character absolutely should have been arrested and imprisoned.    We ask the tough questions, this week:  What reasonable measures can we take to get Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton to be our aunts?  Why did they keep acting like 45 years old was near death?  Who’s making The First Wives Fight Club?      Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa!  But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries?  Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now).    HEIGL Meter!! A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad.    Sarah:  90 Heigls (because it’s the 90s)  James: 3  Heigls    Follow us on Social Media!   Twitter: @YouGotHeigld Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/yougotheigld Instagram: @yougotheigld   Sarah -  Twitter: @sarahhisfunny Instagram: @sarahhisfunny Buy Sarah's books on Amazon!  Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope  Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon   James - Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny Instagram: @jamespietragallo Listen to James's other podcasts! Crime in Sports podcast Small Town Murder podcast   Patreon.com/yougotheigld (http://patreon.com/yougotheigld) for upcoming bonus content  PayPal: [email protected]    We have merchandise! heiglyourself.threadless.com (http://heiglyourself.threadless.com/)   Tune in every FRIDAY! STAY HOME, PLEASE!   RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!   Are you still reading this?    #romanticcomedies #quarantineandchill #selfisolation #podcasts