He's back! Your favorite overrated detective Sherlock Holmes returns to Public Domain Theater, as does friend of the pod OMAR NAJAM, for a reading of fan favorite "The Adventure of the Speckled Band." SPOILER ALERT: Holmes solves the mystery. But not without frequent interruption from Kelly, Katai, and Omar. Enjoy! --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG...

Well howdy! Kelly and Katai journey to the Wild West this week as they read and interrupt "The Outcasts of Poker Flat" by Bret Harte (aka Mark Twain's least favorite person). With special guest Patrick Ehlers! --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/public-domain-theater/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a NOT SO simple twist of fate this week as Kelly and Katai beat the heat in Katai's apartment and wind their way through W.W. Jacob's supernatural classic "The Monkey's Paw," about a live-at-home adult son with no shortage of hilarious jokes, his wishful parents, and the cursed artifact that changes their lives FOREVER! Also can you be SO obnoxious that you DESERVE to die horribly? And if your son looks like a chicken pot pie, is he STILL your son? These question and more will be...

A Lady, A Pomeranian, A Guy. Erect Eyebrows. The Torment of Curiosity. Secret Pocket Bones. Time. Russia. Emily Maya Mills joins Kelly and Katai to read Anton Chekhov's slow burn story of an extramarital affair that tests the limits of human desire and the limits of the reader's patience. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG...

We are all in the gutter but Kelly and Katai are looking at the stars this week as they fly guest-less through Oscar Wilde's oh-so-witty fairy tale "The Happy Prince." Plus they reveal their reading histories, from Morris the Moose to Duchess of Edge to I Read What I Want and everything in between. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG...

The Las Culturistas themselves (Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang) join Kelly and Katai to read and interrupt Katherine Mansfield's "Bliss," the story of a dinner party, an alluring guest, and a wife that doesn't have a name for her happiness. Get ready to have your emotions rocked to and fro, people. We have not stopped thinking about this story since we read it. Enjoy! --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER...

Did we discover the source material for Encino Man? Was it written by the creator of Tarzan? Are we going to interrupt the hell out of it? Yes! Yes! And Yes!!! Micah Gordon (@micahjgordon) joins Kelly and Katai for a romp through Edgar Rice Burroughs' bizarre sci-fi buddy comedy "The Resurrection of Jimber-Jaw." --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG...

While her faithful co-host Katai recovers from an unforeseen macadamia nut attack, Kelly is joined by professional podcaster and voracious reader Travis McElroy (My Brother, My Brother and Me; The Adventure Zone; Shmanners) for a mind-bending journey through Edgar Allen Poe’s doppelganger saga “William Wilson,” a story about... a bad boy, a copycat, and a bucket. Maybe. Although this is one of those “up for interpretation” stories and baby, do we have some in-ter-pre-tay-TIONS. There’s...

Before Frankenstein there was... "The Mortal Immortal!" Keith Kingbay and Jesse Neil (New Player Has Joined podcast) join Kelly and Katai on a journey through Mary Shelley's tale of an alchemist's assistant, a magical elixir, and a toxic marriage. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/public-domain-theater/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

We catch the public domain FEVER with guest Amy Vorpahl (Geek and Sundry, Nerdist) and the only cure is constant interruption. So lay back, relax, arch your vigorous brows, and enjoy our reading of a classic story about frenemies on vacation... It's "Roman Fever" by Edith Wharton aka "Pussy Jones" (actual nickname). --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG...

"Problematic" does not BEGIN to describe Irving E Cox Jr's urtext of the men's rights movement-- "Love Story" (1956)-- a paranoid nightmare about the supposed feminization of postwar American culture that posits the insane and unnecessary question... What if first wave feminism is just the first step to a tyrannical dictatorship in which men are treated as sex slaves? It's a miserable read but a joy to interrupt as Kelly, Katai, and special guest Nick Wiger (Doughboys) groan, sigh, and scream...

Caution, Children! Steven Ray Morris (See Jurassic Right, The Purrrcast) joins Kelly and Katai for a romp through Hilaire Belloc's macabre and misogynistic "Cautionary Tales for Children" (1907), encountering such ill-fated characters as "Matilda, Who Told Lies and Was Burned to Death" and "Rebecca, Who Slammed Doors for Fun and Perished Miserably." As well as less ill-fated characters such as "Algernon, Who Played with a Loaded Gun and Was Reprimanded by his Father." Sensing a pattern? We...

WHAT. IS. FUNNY. Moujan Zolfaghari (Mission to Zyxx) joins Kelly and Katai for a sci-fi journey to the outer reaches of comedy as they read and interrupt overachiever Isaac Asimov's short story "Jokester" (1956), about office politics, an advanced supercomputer, and the secret origin of all jokes. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG...

If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise... It's two short stories by HH Munro aka SAKI! Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) joins Kelly and Katai to read/interrupt "Gabriel-Ernest" and "The Music on the Hill." Together they stumble upon some very strange, sometimes violent, sometimes sexy forest happenings-- A teenage boy with the dexterity of an otter and the body of a lifeguard! What's his story? Flute music! Where's that coming from?...

Encyclopedias! The KKK!! PIPS!!! The game is afoot as Sherlock Holmes and Watson get their first Public Domain Theater treatment. Omar Najam (Sunnydale Studygroup, Thank You For Questing) joins Kelly and Katai to read and interrupt Baker Street deep cut, "The Five Orange Pips" and trust us when we say, you have NEVER heard Sherlock Holmes like this before! --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG...

I've heard of juvenile delinquency but this is ridiculous! Mary Holland joins Kelly and Katai as they descend the disturbing and grotesque depths of Bram Stoker’s The Dualitists, or The Death Doom of the Double Born, with nothing but their irreverent wit to guide them... OK seriously, though, all jokes aside... This story is F*CKED UP. The Children of the Corn? The Bad Seed? The Good Son? Literal child's play compared to Harry Merford and Tommy Stanton, names that will now haunt us (AND YOU)...

The Roaring 20s are brought to stunning misogynistic life in F. Scott Fitzgerald's revenge fable/sustained shade fest "Bernice Bobs Her Hair." Kelly, Katai, and guest Ryan Mogge (Hellmouthy, Same Day Shipping)read and frequently interrupt descriptions of men who "casually go to Yale" and women who "get kissed in the backs of dowagers' limousines." Yeesh. Buckle up. Check your privilege at the door. And keep that barber's chair warm. Because Bernice is coming. Plus a passionate defense of...

Broken dreams, family drama, and of course eggs abound as Kelly, Katai, and guest Rhea Butcher provide a dramatic reading of and commentary on Sherwood Anderson's "The Egg." Plus a heavily editorialized bio of Sherwood Anderson (aka Jobby) and more Ohio-related coincidences than one podcast deserves. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG...

A reading of Part 2 of The Most Dangerous Game. Written by Susan Glaspell. Read by Kelly Nugent. Responded to by Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/public-domain-theater/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A reading of Part 1 of The Most Dangerous Game. Written by Richard Connell. Read by Lindsay Katai. Responded to by Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/public-domain-theater/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A reading of Part 2 of A Jury of Her Peers. Written by Susan Glaspell. Read by Kelly Nugent. Responded to by Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/public-domain-theater/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A reading of Part 1 of A Jury of Her Peers. Written by Susan Glaspell. Read by Kelly Nugent. Responded to by Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/public-domain-theater/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's entertainment shall be a reading of Part 2 of The Black Cat. Written by Edgar Allen Poe, as read by Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai, and as responded to by Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai. WARNING! This short story contains graphic depictions of violence against animals! It was very horrible to read, and we assume, is very horrible to listen to! LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC...

This week's entertainment shall be a reading of Part 1 of The Black Cat. Written by Edgar Allen Poe. Read by Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai. Responded To by Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai. WARNING! This short story contains graphic depictions of violence against animals! It was very horrible to read, and we assume, is very horrible to listen to! LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A...

The conclusion of The Yellow Wallpaper. Written by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. Read by Kelly Nugent. Responded to by Lindsay Katai. --- KEEP UP WITH KELLY AND KATAI ON TEEN CREEPS!  https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps/ PUBLIC DOMAIN IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/public-domain-theater/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices