Let's take it from the top! We've got a jam-packed episode for you here, premiering our brand new and very overexplained segment, Misery Business, where we rank the saddest teams of the week. We discuss how sports fandom and polyamory aren't so different after all, give you some more horny dad content, and explain why relegation should come to the NHL. Closing song: REMEMBER TO BREATHE - STURGILL SIMPSON