Howdy and happy new year! What better way to ring in 2020 than with a fierce competition between bitter rivals pitted against each other as modern gladiators? And folks, that was just the pig race! This week we bring you tidings of great joy from Dallas, give a definitive answer on whether or not we're dating short guys this year, and agree that All Star Weekend sucks "big time." SONG OF THE WEEK: Tenderness - Laura Gibson ADS! ADS! ADS! Use code BLUE for 20% off at untuckit.com