Will you forgive Joseph in ‘Spice Up Your Strife’? Davey shares his criminal confession ‘As Long As Cheese Needs Me’, plus you'll hear A Sheepish Booksellers’ sinful story ‘Paperback Fighter’. In this week's Confession from the Crypt we hear the tale of Tyrion the Game of Thrones Hamster! Plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch, email [email protected]

Will you forgive Nicci's bleach blooper in 'I Got Die On Your Arms Tonight'? Wendy finally confesses to her husband in 'Car Wash-ed Up', plus you'll hear Georgie's wedding nightmare in 'Here Stuns The Bride'. In this week's Confession from the Crypt we learn you have to be very careful when emptying a toilet on a boat! Plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast!!! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch email [email protected]

Will you forgive Neil's photograph fiasco in 'Flash Bang Wallop, What a Picture, What a Photograph'? Jacquline Wilson herself makes a guest appearance in Clare's story 'Jacqueline Wilson Says', plus you'll hear Jamie's tequila induced tale 'Nessum Korma' and get to know Fletcher in 'Up On The Woof' from Pete. This week's Confession from the Crypt has been requested by the star of the confession himself! There's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to...

Can you forgive Mark for his literary lapse, Lisa's Duck Discretion, Mr I's Snail Fail, and Danny's Quick Cash scheme? Plus this week ‘Confession From The Crypt’ has a scary movie theme and there's a chance to hear more of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast on the radio! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch, email [email protected]

Can you forgive Kirsty’s forgetfulness in the sandwich aisle, Brian’s sickly sticky sweet situation, Tom’s Clooney catastrophe and Bob’s book boo-boo? Plus a crossbow is the star of this week’s ‘Confession From The Crypt’ and there's a chance to hear more of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast on the radio! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch, email [email protected]

Can you forgive Mark's crispy pickle he found himself in? Plus Britain's Got Talent winner Lost Voice Guy is the star of this week's Confession from the Crypt. There are more stories of shame from Cosy, Sir and Cieron, all of whom are seeking your forgiveness. There is also a chance to hear some of the sordid stories too rude for broadcast! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch email [email protected]

Can you forgive Sam for her inappropriate use of the kitchen staple? Plus on this week’s podcast you’ll be treated to Pete’s train mishap and Jade’s devastating Dover diversion. Plus, creeping out of this week’s Confessions Crypt, we have Selena’s ‘Lovebirds’. There's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast!!! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch, email [email protected]

In an extended podcast, Simon, Jo and Bobbie hear listeners' shameful secrets. This week's podcast includes Lily's doll dilemma, Bryan's parsnip soup problem, Clara's carpet con and Ben's ferry fiasco! Do they deserve your forgiveness? We also hear about the confessions that were too shocking for radio! Plus more of listener’ letters from the Parish Notice Board and another archive tale from the crypt which can only be described as a bottom burp in a car. If you have a Confession,...

In an extended podcast, Simon and Jo are joined by Bobbie to hear listeners' shameful secrets. This week's podcast includes T's fake tan faux-pas, Dave's autograph no-no, Bob the handyman's toilet trouble and Lucy Royal ride. Do they deserve your forgiveness? We also hear about the confessions that were too shocking for radio! Plus more of listener’ letters from the Parish Notice Board and another archive tale from the crypt which takes us back to 2010. If you have a Confession, opinion...

Jo Whiley joins Simon for this week's podcast, which takes you back to the past with another collection of Confessions excavated from the BBC Crypt. Featuring a marathon mix-up, a toilet training trouble, a crocodile con and a surgery shocker. If you have a request for a confession from days gone by, email Father Simon to request it - [email protected]

This week's podcast includes Prankish Paula's practical joke, Alex's wrong bag win, Nicola's Royal confusion and Red's dinner disaster. Do they deserve your forgiveness? Nigel joins Simon, Matt and Bobbie for a special Confession's podcast this week, we have a look at who has been voting for the podcast in the British Podcast Awards, Nigel impersonates and owl and there's the usual trawl through the 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus a Confession from the Crypt called 'My Art Will Go On’...

This week's podcast takes you back to the past with another collection of Confessions excavated from the BBC Crypt. Featuring Gloria's knicker dilemma, Lost Voice Guy's Talent Contest fib, Margaret's nun confusion, a spider themed practical joke from Borris and Angie who played a pub singer prank at a museum. If you have a request for a confession from days gone by, email Father Simon to request it - [email protected]

This week's Confession collection features Sophia's knicker nightmare, Jimbo's 'Club Call' conundrum and Hope's hotel hiccup - Do they deserve forgiveness? There's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, a shameful amount of 'non-compliant confessions' and there's a Confession from the Crypt which is and A&E disaster. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

'John', Delilah, SJ and David are all asking for forgiveness in this weeks Confessions Podcast - do they deserve it? There's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where we received another Mini (U Rated) Confession from The Youngest Wedding Crasher... We have brand new (actually very old) bits of Radio 2 merch to reward dedicated listeners with, yet again there's a shameful amount of 'non-compliant confessions' that would never ever actually get on the show and also a Confession...

This week's podcast treats you to a quadruple of Confessions excavated from the BBC Crypt. Featuring a tale of bidet confusion from Twister, a blazer mix up from mum Cath, Rogers ripped trouser rigmarole and D confession involving a theatre 'drencher'. We also hear verdicts from Sister Rebecca, Mother Superior, Deadly, Novice Nigel, Sister Bobbie and Brother Matt as part of the collective. If you have a request for a confession from days gone by, email Father Simon to request it -...

Miss Mills, Diane and Major Q are all asking for forgiveness in this weeks Confessions Podcast - do they deserve it? There's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where Brother Matt joins us from a rather unusual location... We are still rewarding dedicated listeners with top of the range (actually very ordinary and unexciting) Radio 2 pens - but there's a brand new exciting bit of merchandise up for grabs! There's a shameful amount of 'non-compliant confessions' that would never...

Do listeners Baz, Kiri, Amanda and Shane deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit? In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where we have moved on from rewarding dedicated listeners with Radio 2 clocks to top of the range (actually very ordinary and unexciting) Radio 2 pens! There's a shameful amount of 'non-compliant confessions' that would never ever actually get on the show and also a much anticipated Confession from the...

Do listeners M, Claire, Fast Eddie and David deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit? In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board where we hear about a teacher who gives Confessions out as homework, there's another (U) Rated Mini Confession featuring a very hungry Jack and Jill, we also look at the smug section of the notice board as well as the ''non-compliant confessions'! There's another Confession from the Crypt featuring a very...

Do listeners Dr Simon G, Brian, Finnula and Carol deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit? In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, there's another (U) Rated Mini Confession which involves pant stealing, we may have found something to replace the car stickers and the team get the giggles from a yoghurt themed ''non-compliant confessions' that is definitely NOT OK! There's also a confession chosen by you, which is a water-skiing...

Do listeners Roger, Janet, Andy and Robert deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit? In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where Pedro aged 8 steals the show with his (U) Rated Mini Confession; the team are still at a loss as how they can replace the empty car sticker stash... and there's a whole heap of 'non-compliant confessions' that are absolutely NOT OK! There's also a much anticipated Confession from the Crypt, where any...

Will you forgive listeners 'A', Simon the Pie-man, Barry and Ken Fry who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions, there's another (U) Rated Mini Confession that comes with gifts, we ponder what we can give away now our Drivetime Car Sticker Stash is empty and there's even more 'non-compliant confessions'! There's also a confession chosen by you, which is a complete...

Will you forgive listeners Mr T, Loopy Lou, PC Pig Noise and Craig who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon digs out the infamous megaphone from the Drivetime prop cupboard! There's also a confession from the Crypt featuring an insufferable restaurant customer. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the...

Will you forgive listeners Gloria, H the reformed banker, Mary and Jilted John who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, where we sort through who does and doesn't deserve a Drivetime bumper sticker! We also have another confession from the Crypt, involving a mysterious looking satellite! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

Will you forgive listeners Mila, Lanky Franky, Martin the Karete Kid and Terri who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, Steve Cram gets involved with his own confession, we hear from some subscribing sheep and there's even more 'non-compliant confessions'! There's also another confession from the Crypt, chosen by you, which Matt thinks is the best confession EVER! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in...

Will you forgive listeners Andrew, Mick, Sam and Adrian who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and there's even more 'non-compliant confessions'! There's also a confession from the Crypt featuring a wheelie bin and a whisky lorry. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]