BACKSTAGE PASS AT A ROCK CONCERT written by FrameByFrame I was wild in college. When my favorite band came to town one weekend, I decided to try to get backstage so I could f**k one of the band members. With my pretty face and big t**s, I got noticed. I had to f**k the big, black security guard to get into the backstage party, but I ended up f*****g the bass player of my favorite band, so it was worth it.