lmao y’all I don’t even know anymore Join us as we discuss Brendan Shanahan’s hurt feelings, have a wee cackle over Jack Eichel winning a cup before McDavid, and conduct a mini anthropological study of NHLer weddings.

Part 1. A measured response on the Toronto Maple Leafs and group therapy session  Part 2. lmao lol welp  Digressions include: booktok & Tyler Seguin (again), biological clocks, and the Leafs’ potentially (?) killing someone’s grandmother.