We got the Super Bowl instead of 90 Day Fiance, but the game took me down Memory Lane to a simpler time when Raymond James Stadium stood for something. The Klingensmiths were the OG Betty & Brandon, and for that, I say, “BRAVO, indeed!” With Sister Wives debuting next week, Meri better hide with Truely, because I can’t wait to talk about this season! Until then, Chris will get an earful from me because Married at First Sight (8:36) let him show the world what a POS he is. He needs to...

I was recently a guest on Resting Bitch Face Podcast with Julie & Melinda where we got to snarking on the current season of 90 Day Fiance. Is Ron a scarier villain than Betty? Will Andrew ever recover from his edit? Listen in as we go on a reality TV tangent and check out RESTING BITCH FACE on your favorite podcast app!

It’s official, I am consciously uncoupling with Life After Lockup. It is not a permanent dissolution of viewership, rather a time apart to recast, refuel, and reinvest in couples who deliver more than future careers on FansOnly.  A show that is bringing its A-Game this season is 90 Day Fiance (5:50). Thank you, TLC! We have in-law drama, pregnancy scares, international detainment, Glen Close in Sequim, and a woman dressing up a Belizean man like an American Boy doll. Perfection! Married at...

Armie Hammer and J. Lo are sending me into a tizzy this week so join me in getting to the bottom of baking soda & Botox.  This may be the last Life After Lockup (11:41) recap unless Scott reveals what happened to his lip, or Chanda returns to entertain me. I’m just as fed up as Tennyson. Thankfully, 90 Day Fiance (22:27) delivered an episode so Betty-heavy that Twitter became a place of unity and like-mindedness for the first time ever. Is it possible 2021 could bring- no, I’ll stop...

We’re all in this together with Hillary & I can’t stop, won’t stop! Also, Gayle King experienced a millennial Karen on live TV, and I’m waiting for Oprah to seek her revenge. You’ll hear some sweet sound clips this week, so get excited! I’m only giving you a taste of Life After Lockup (8:13) because this show is going downhill. We’re only getting brief segments from our favorite felons and basically an hour of Michael & his pretty girls. PASS. On the flip side, 90 Day Fiance (14:00)...

Happy New Year! 2020 went out with the Cucumber heard ‘round Mallorca, and I am still here for every single how-you-say momento of it. To see Hillary’s Greatest Hits for yourself https://youtu.be/SfwR8RDZi48. De nada. I checked back in to Life After Lockup (13:40) just in time to see Lindsey plan her guilty plea of first-degree murder. Most of the other couples have hit the Snooze, but a few sightings of Big Daddy John have me sticking around for a few more episodes. The heart wants what the...

Thank you for an amazingly fun year, despite the shit storm of 2020. Enjoy these 2 unlocked episodes on We Love to Hate TV (the latest TLC's Unexpected) and Total Request Podcast (Saved by the Bell Home for the Holidays)! Both episodes are pinned to the top of the Patreon feed so we hope you enjoy a few laughs with us. XO, Jodie www.patreon.com/welovetohatetv www.patreon.com/trpod

First up, I’m soliciting suggestions for a TV series to binge over the holidays, otherwise I’ll need to talk & make eye-contact with my family. Then I’m sharing my big prediction (and wish) for 2021. If you guys spill the beans to Cruise or Travolta, I’m not sharing my charcuterie with you anymore. After a brief Life After Lockup (2:20) opinion piece, 90 Day Fiance (7:53) steals the spotlight for this last episode of 2020. Jovi makes 90DF history and Betty joins the ranks of...

The Universe has been listening to me & it’s really freaking scary. I apologize to any reindeer I teased COVID upon. And Selena, I hear you, my Queen! Life After Lockup sucked this week so a super condensed recap leaves more time for the NEW SEASON of 90 Day Fiance (7:42)! Brandon is holding out his secret for flawless skin, but he’s not too shy to sow his Orkin Oats across the world. While we’re able to catch up with Mike & Glen Close, Jovi and his jaws are the ones to really steal...

Tis the season for Reindeer Cars so please spread my yearly PSA! I’m including an extra-special COVID edition prediction so keep your ears open for that jolliness. Then we’re off to Life After Lockup (6:02) because we haven’t seen enough of Michael yet. If you thought he hadn’t looked in a mirror in years, wait until you see Lindsey’s Bratz Doll hair. And yet, it’s the least batshit crazy thing about her, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (19:42) is wrapping up this horrifically heavy season. I’m...

I told you I love you more than a charcuterie board with a nice dry white/red! While you're cooking or quarantining, take a load off with one of our latest Total Request Podcast episodes. YOU request the show, WE watch & recap. This is a recent episode from Tier 2 where Amanda & I assign one another episodes of TV shows, series, or movies and the other other one watches and reports back! Cheers...or Slaps XOXO We hope you have a healthy slappetite for Thanksgiving because we're...

I am so thankful for YOU! Please enjoy this BONUS episode of Marriage Bootcamp from Patreon, which is a favorite of mine & Amanda's from this past year. Get tons of bonus episodes & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv Take them to the river! Or the pool! Or the lake? Judge Toler thinks she's stepping onto the set of The Ten Commandments, and Tonya thinks she's back in her glory days at Action Park. While the Bootcampers are working on their...what's that thing called...oh,...

Get ready for some Oprah, Tom Cruise, and Dax & Kristen facts and predictions because I had to. I had no choice. I couldn’t help it. I’m bound to the oath from my self-taught unaccredited investigative journalism university. Love After Lockup (9:53) left us with some cliffhangers and hanging moles this week. I advise you not listen to my recap of John & Kristianna if you have a sensitive gag reflex because my imagination short circuited and I went to a Pimple-Popper Place. I blame...

I’m back! You are in for a few surprises at the top of the show, so get excited. We’re about to be even closer friends. Because I missed Married at First Sight (8:16), I have to give you a little mini update on my last impressions of the season. Then it’s time to reunite with Love After Lockup (11:45)! Lindsey introduces us to her terrible friend while Scott finishes his plans for an airtight attic for Miley Cyrus.  90 Day Fiance the Other Way (32:00) continues to document Brittany’s bad...

Heather is in no mood this week on Love After Lockup. She’s at Threat Level Midnight and needs vaginal relief immediately or we’re all going to die. The only one who can save the planet is Dylan. 2020 is really friggin dark. Maybe John could take Dylan into his basement lair as long as he’s inviting Iowa’s Finest to live/deal/use there?  Speaking of wormy men, Bennett shares his talent-in-progress on Married at First Sight (19:14). The couples retreat from isolation to isolation in the...

Cynthia Bailey got married and I have a few things to say, as I am a certified clothing designer (in my mind). Love After Lockup (4:00) is back! Scott is still sleeping on his futon, but it’s just because Lindsey’s vagina is only accessible when his floors are clean. Yeah, maybe Scott should talk to Heather because she is more horny than a triceratops. Aunt Diane? Move, bitch, get out the way! Another national treasure, 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (18:39), returns with my 90 Day Barack...

Married at First Sight introduces a new couple this week. Molly & Yoop seem to have a real connection, and I wish them well in the future…as long as they refrain from abusing (not amusing) waitstaff.  90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (22:24) served up Parts 2 & 3 of the Tell Alls. While Michael’s family continues their fight for Angela’s fertility, the rest of us plan to build a wall we can ALL get behind. One that’s around Angela. So we don’t have to hear her scream. Also to...

Two of the couples on Married at First Sight are making 11 seasons of watching teeth-brushing oh-so worth it because even I am getting butterflies watching them fall in love. Plus, Dr. Vivianna is serving up a flawless look and excellent advice too! What more could we want? Oh, right…for Brett to settle those nostrils & Christina to wipe that look off her face. 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (35:17) served up Part 1 of 3 Tell Alls. Colt debuted new bangs, Angela hides a tooth...

Happy 200th episode to RealiTV! What a week to share with the Emmys (ahem, Schitt’s Creek!) and a Sister Wives baby on board. That’s right, Mykelti & Tony are expecting a Spring Baby so I’m placing my predictions here for safe keeping.  You’d think my baby name predictions were a little kooky but nothing can top Married at First Sight’s (11:51) surprise vocalist duet. Have I been isolating too long & missed the memo that Holly Hobby & Stitch have teamed up?  That wasn’t the only...

You’ll find a recap of this week’s Life After Lockup over on http://www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV! Married at First Sight airs on Hump Day which is perfect for Bennett & Amelia this wee because they got dirty in the good kind of way! But that’s not the most exciting thing because I am going to give you a thorough breakdown of Henry & Christina’s 4 minutes at the driving range. I’m serious. I know, keep those panties on! Angela ruins high fives forever on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever...

You’ll find 90 Day Fiance recaps this week over on http://www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV! An important notice at the top of the show leads me to another big shake up this year. It has been a long time coming, but it seems our country is ready for the shocker Real Housewives of New York served us! Married at First Sight has really brought their A-Game this season with couples who are truly delightful to watch. They’ve also given us creatures who climb on furniture while barefoot and use phrases...

Hello everyone! What a treat we have for you today! Amanda & I have joined our Patreon pages to make a MEGA-PATREON, and have renamed it We Love To Hate TV (http://patreon.com/lovetohatetv) Today we are giving you a full episode preview of what to expect over there! Every 3 weeks we get together and do a supersized episode recapping the most recent 3 episodes of whichever season of Teen Mom happens to be airing at that time! However, we wanted to start this season off with the bang it...

*Heads Up! I will be taking off the next week (maybe 2) to get my life in order & make sure my kids don’t run into streets, ahem, but don’t forget about me! I’m super annoyed with the Hollywood baby bump coverage, which leads to a 10 minute rant about Chrissy, Katy, Kristen, Reese, and that bitch Bindi. Ok, she’s not a bitch but the girl is basically stalking me. Back the croc off! Well on a lighter note, Married at First Sight is a literal breath of fresh this season with Woody &...

*A strong storm tore through town so my power & wifi is currently out. If I can get back online long enough to watch & record a recap for 90 Day Fiance The Other Way, I will and post it later this week! Thankfully, I was able to watch Married at First Sight before 2020 tested humanity & Mother Nature AGAIN. Something tells me Bennett & Amelia could live quite comfortably in my apocalyptic dwelling right now because they’re ZANY! Kooky! Dresses, not Jammies! Who am I kidding,...

On Married at First Sight, The Brett Brothers continue to workshop their standup sets while Olivia musters up a few pity laughs. Meanwhile, Henry meets Christina, the woman who should have been matched with Brett. Spoiler Alert…I can’t stand her. New Couple Alert on Love After Lockup (23:35) this week! We meet Tyrice, an engineer & collector of inoperable clocks, and Chanda, his girlfriend who needs to rethink her consonant blends. Later, lukewarm beef becomes the star of the show as...