Episodes
Sorry for the delay y’all! We’ve been in the middle of prepping to move and this episode got stuck in the edit limbo! Without further adieu… Morgan fka EPs hops on the mic with me to break down this insane Summer House weekend. And it left us really scratching our heads and wondering how this could all be going down and it’s only week 2!! Hope y’all enjoy, it’s a long one!  Support the show*JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE RECAPS AND MORE!!* *BUY US A COCKTAIL!* Check us out on our IG...
Published 03/07/24
This is going to be a long one y'all (and no, we're not talking about our episode length... though that is too lol). With half of the ladies in permanent defense mode, we're in for quite a ride over these next couple of weeks. Morgan (or EP) hops on the mic with me (Lauren) to talk all things RHOBH and some extended Hot Topics, including Camille's IG comments about Dorit, Larsa's sex claims, Rachel's Lawsuit and more!  See timecode below: 05:00 - Comments by Camille 10:00 - Hayley Bieber's...
Published 03/02/24
We're  back in the Hamptons with our Summer House crew, and of course they're kicking it off with a big Fourth of July bash! And while the "babes" (ie Lindsay and Carl) are celebrating in DC, the rest of the gang, and a couple newbies christen the house... Lauren lost her voice so is resting it this weekend, but Betsy and Morgan/EPs are breaking it all down! Hope y'all enjoy! Support the show*JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE RECAPS AND MORE!!* *BUY US A COCKTAIL!* Check us out on our IG...
Published 02/26/24
Guys... we finally made it to the end of RHOBH Season 13! It's been a journey, and what a more fitting place to end than at the long-standing Umansky family tradition - the Annual White Party - to mark the end of this era. And what 'era' am I speaking of, you might ask? Well, as Garcelle put it best, "your marriage... we're talking about your marriage." And talk about Kyle and Mau's marriage we will! We're breaking down all things RHOBH... hope y'all enjoy! Support the show*JOIN THE PATREON...
Published 02/24/24
We're diving into all things Vanderpump Rules in this week's episode recap... Hope y'all enjoy! And a reminder, we'll have our RHOBH finale recap and Summer House premiere recap coming to you guys on all platforms this week as well! If you enjoy this preview and want to hear more, Join the Reality Bites Patreon for access to exclusive Vanderpump Rules recaps, our Southern Charm Retro Rewind Recaps, exclusive BTS content and more! Hope to see y'all there!  Support the show*JOIN THE PATREON...
Published 02/22/24
We're back with another "Weedly" Wrap Up edition where we're talking Sandoval's crazy comparisons, the PCAs, Traitors, Kardashians and more... PLUS we're talking topline about last week's RHOBH as we lead into this week's finale! **36:20-44:45 Traitors Spoilers** RHOBH Reunion Looks: https://www.eonline.com/photos/36891/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-13-reunion-looks People’s Choice Awards Bravo...
Published 02/21/24
Like Goldie Locks, Schwartz goes looking for friends in all the wrong places in this week's VPR. And between Schwartz's puppy-like excitement at Lala merely hurling an insult in his direction and Sandoval's terrible acting in the role of an apologetic human being - this week wasn't the best for the Toms. But, well, what else is new! If you enjoy this preview and want to hear more, Join the Reality Bites Patreon for access to exclusive Vanderpump Rules recaps, our Southern Charm Retro Rewind...
Published 02/15/24
Guys...we're kicking off a new Reality Bites Edition - our *BRAND NEW* WEEDLY ROUND UPS - where Morgan (fka EPs!) and I will be tackling the  top stories in pop culture, Bravo and beyond! This week, we're talking all things Super Bowl, Drake's dick slip, Ryan Serhant and Andy's awkward mishap on WWHL, RHOA casting updates, and more...! 33:50-49:30 - Taylor Talk (if you want to skip!) And while you'll be able to LISTEN to these episodes wherever you get your podcasts, you can now, for the...
Published 02/14/24
As the BH ladies finish up their Spain trip, Betsy and EPs hop on the mic to talk about this surprising Kumbaya trip episode... but I think we can ALL agree that Sutton should've listened to Avi and made sure to check the downwind!!! We're talking all things Beverly Hills, hope y'all enjoy!  Support the show*JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE RECAPS AND MORE!!* *BUY US A COCKTAIL!* Check us out on our IG @reality.bites.podcast On TikTok @realitybitespodcast And, as always, please ‘Like,...
Published 02/10/24
The return of Sandoval is upon us and, well, are we surprised it left a little something to be desired?? Between that and the closing of the ICONIC pump (we all shed a tear), this episode continued to set the stage for what's to come this season, and if the frosty environment in Ariana and Sandoval's still some roof is any indication, we're in for a wild ride! Hope y'all enjoy! If you enjoy this preview and want to hear more, Join the Reality Bites Patreon for access to exclusive Vanderpump...
Published 02/09/24
It's that time of year, y'all... when we come together in celebration of the monumental day that shaped the great state of South Carolina - Carolina Da.... hahaha just kiddinggggg!! While Caroline Day may not be a real thing (because it most certainly isn't lol), it did serve as the grande debut of TomKat, which means, we're off to the races! Hope y'all enjoy!! Like what you hear and want to hear more? This full episode and the rest of our Retro Rewind Recaps for Southern Charm are exclusive...
Published 02/02/24
Y'all, is it just us or does it feel like yesterday that we were all left reeling from those insane finale and reunion episodes from season 10?!? Well, in VPR-land at least, it's been three months and we pick back up with our favorite ex 'sur'-vers as they're adjusting to life after the scandal that rocked their world (and ours)! It was a solid return, and definitely left us looking forward to what's in store for the season. Raise a glass y'all! 17:00 - RH of Dallas Discussion (&...
Published 02/01/24
Is she or isn't she?!? That is the question of this episode as we see Kathryn and Thomas navigating a pregnancy scare amidst the chatter of their Charlestonian cohorts! Betsy's on the mic for this one as we continue this.... journey... through season 1. Hope y'all enjoy!! Like what you hear and want to hear more? This full episode and the rest of our Retro Rewind Recaps for Southern Charm are exclusive to our Patreon 'Laughing Alone' and 'Inside Joker' tier members, so Click Here to Join the...
Published 01/27/24
You guys have been asking for it and we're giving it to you! Monica - will she or won't she return next season? Who, if anyone, from production knew? What's the what of it all?? We're tackling these questions, addressing those post-reunion interviews in the press, and more as we're break it all down and read between the lines on this very special Producer's Corner Edition. You may want to check out these post-reunion interviews with some of the producers, executives and cast themselves...
Published 01/26/24
Well it didn't take long for this trip to descend into madness, did it?! We had hoped we could've at least made it through the first night, or hell, even the first dinner, before Annemarie bogarted the conversation with her "elephant in the room."  I think it goes without saying, we had MANY thoughts! Hope y'all enjoy! Support the show*JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE RECAPS AND MORE!!* *BUY US A COCKTAIL!* Check us out on our IG @reality.bites.podcast On TikTok @realitybitespodcast ...
Published 01/25/24
Guys... we have a very special guest on this retro Southern Charm rewatch... none other than our very own Betsy!! I know we said she probably wouldn't join these until season 2, but she couldn't help but hop on the mic with Morgan and me after we all finished our RHOSLC recap to join us for a little Charleston chatter ;) Hope y'all enjoy! Like what you hear and want to hear more? This full episode and the rest of our Retro Rewind Recaps for Southern Charm are exclusive to our Patreon...
Published 01/25/24
We finally made it to the very endddd, of this one-of-a-kind season of SLC! AND Betsy's finally back on the mic to dive deep into this wild ride with our Utah gals! This was a pretty epic, albeit frustrating, conclusion to an epic season, and needless to say, we have many thoughts! Hope y'all enjoy and here's to a great season! Also, EP and I will be doing a special bonus mini-episode about Monica and the casting "news" that she won't be returning for season 5 - because we have producer...
Published 01/24/24
Betsy's back y'all!! We've been missing her all week, so in addition to tackling the two-part Southern Charm Reunions for Season 9, we also caught up on some hot topics and shows from the week as well!  Hope y'all enjoy!  11:20 - RHOBH Opinions   30:00 - The Valley Teaser Reactions 39:30 - RHONY Season 2 Filming  48:00 - New Mean Girls Movie 56:50 - Southern Charm Reunions  Support the show*JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE RECAPS AND MORE!!* *BUY US A COCKTAIL!* Check us out on our IG...
Published 01/20/24
18:00 - RHOBH Recap Starts This was a tough one guys… between the insufferable case of Annemarie, to Kyle’s utter inaction, we left this episode feeling like we were missing a little… bite? That’s right, it’s Homeless Not Toothless week in Beverly Hills, and I think we can all agree that was the episodes comedic saving grace! Hope you enjoy, y’all!! Support the show*JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE RECAPS AND MORE!!* *BUY US A COCKTAIL!* Check us out on our IG @reality.bites.podcast On...
Published 01/20/24
20:00 - RHOSLC RECAP STARTS This week’s RHOSLC Reunion Part 2 was jam packed, as we pick up with Monica and Angie still at each others’ throats and it only got crazier from there! From Monica’s horribly toxic relationship with her mother and wild casting hopeful confession; to Heather’s desperation for Lisa’s friendship masked as criticism of her unorthodox Mormoning; to the arrival of the one and only Queen of Cookoo, Mary M Cosby - EPs and I are breaking down this wild hour! Hope y’all...
Published 01/18/24
It's finally here, sorry for the delay y'all!! In this episode we find Shep's surf date fail, Thomas unsuccessfully trying to court Danni, and Craig's kindergarten crush getting, well... crushed! Like what you hear and want to hear more? This full episode and the rest of our Retro Rewind Recaps for Southern Charm are exclusive to our Patreon 'Laughing Alone' and 'Inside Joker' tier members, so Click Here to Join the Reality Bites Patreon now, and come along as the saga begins...! Support the...
Published 01/17/24
The women finally got back to having some fun this week on their day trip to Ojai for Annemarie's birthday and we went an entire day without discussing Sutton's esophagus! Well not for long, at least...  From silly sexy card questions, to the ridiculous scissor sister sex simulation by Kyle and Dorit, that trip was one for the books. And Kyle organizes a heartfelt tribute event to honor her late best friend, with Morgan Wade in tow! Support the show*JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE RECAPS...
Published 01/13/24
We're kicking off this epic three-parter with a little bit of a different approach guys! Since it's just EP and I on this one, we're going to do less of a straight recap and approach it more through a producer's lens. We asked y'all to send in questions, and y'all delivered some great ones which we address throughout (and will continue to in parts 2 & 3 as well)! This is going to be a wild ride, here we go! Support the show*JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE RECAPS AND MORE!!* *BUY US A...
Published 01/12/24
It's Day Six, and the season finale of Real Housewives Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy, tensions rise as unresolved issues emerge during breakfast. Emotions run high as each housewife confronts her fellow cast members about misunderstandings and conflicts. Despite the arguments, the ladies decide to make the most of their final day together. Engaging in thrilling adventures, they bond in unexpected ways! Later, during a heartfelt dinner, the women reflect on the ups and downs of the trip and...
Published 01/11/24
17:00 - Southern Charm Recap Starts Y'all, this is a super long one - the irony is we thought this would be pretty quick when we started recording - and, well... we should've known better! Season 9 has come to a close for our resident Charmers and the Shep, Taylor, Olivia and Austen quadrangle? square? whatever it is, finally finds some finality and it went, well... exactly as badly as expected! Not to mention JT, who went from an epically painful to watch rejection to a high-chair backhouse...
Published 01/09/24