Welcome back to Receipts the only podcast where Andrew is being haunted by his neighbor and has the receipts to prove it. A big update about the referral program - the top referrer of the month will get THEIR DATING PROFILE UPDATED BY A PANEL OF COMEDIANS. Unbelievable prize! Sign up at refer.fm/receipts. We're joined by the hilarious Chris Burns (betches) who has been ghosted, not once, not twice, but thrice in the pandemdem. He's giving out his streaming service passwords and hating the...

This call-in episode is essential, harrowing, and "the worst thing we've ever heard on the pod." Listener Allison calls in because she's been single her life and "she isn't taking the dating apps seriously." And Jenny and Andrew are SHOCKED & APPALLED. And she almost breaks us. THIS IS AN INTERVENTION. You need to listen to this episode if you are struggling on the apps. We talk about: Not having the energy to swipe. Matching with people who are bad matches It's a full-time job to be...

Jenny is home alone with nothing to do and posting more thirst traps than ever before, while Andrew is wearing dress pants... on purpose? We both need help! We're joined by Sara Levine (betches), the Editor-in-Chief of betches and certified meme queen, who gives us incredible advice about taking down men (on Twitter, on the apps, where men are sold) and also dating in a pandemic. We discuss: Stalking on social media before dates Lox Club - the exclusive Jewish dating app Letting your dad...

This week our guest Abby Govindan (TEDX) talks about traumatic exes. 2020 was a tough year for everyone...but Abby's dating life was something else. And Jenny has big news! Andrew is watching The Bachelor, and it is causing him stress (do not recommend it). We talk about literally everything important in dating and culture: The Bachelor Indian Matchmaking Men & Women being friends (it can happen!) Casual dating during the pandemic The sexy hosts of Blues Clues past and...

WELCOME BACK TO SEASON 2, BABY! And we're starting it off with a bang by having Jenny go on 3 VIRTUAL DATES live on the podcast...with her friends, comedians Taylor Ortega (JFL), Devon Walker (Comedy Central), Producer Andrew (obviously) watching! We might be the first-ever podcast to do this, and Jenny is terrified for you to hear what she is like on a date. Terrified! The panelists do not agree on everything - Taylor is hoping to see no red flags in the 10 minutes, and Devon would be...

As a little belated holiday treat, here is a very special CALL-IN episode. Chloe is ready to get back out there after having no flirty interactions for the past months of quarantine. SHOULD SHE GET A DRINK WITH HER CRUISE SHIP BEAU? Andrew and Jenny give very scientific advice based on the hard facts & evidence!! At the end of the day, this is a very intelligent episode. Featuring advice about - Reading/not reading DM's Flirting at protests Sea Law Red Flags - especially about people...

It's the last episode of SEASON 1, and we're going out with a bang. Dating has truly never had more of a moment than right now!!! Julia Shiplett (Comedy Central), Drew Lausch (Quibi), and Milly Tamarez (Reductress) are an expert panel on CUFFING SEASON!! The weather is colder, the days are shorter, and the people are... hornier? We talk about: when cuffing season begins and ends! The calendar dates, babe! whether the dates have been extended in pandemic if it changes based on warm...

Right off the bat (sports reference!), everyone deserves to be in a relationship that other people are jealous of, honey!!! Twitter sensation and the hottest Dana in the entire world joins us to give LITERAL JEWELS of wisdom about how devoted your partners should be (extremely!), when to double text (never at the beginning!), and the time commitment you should give to your casual crushes (full time job status!). Meanwhile, we know you're dying to hear how Jenny's ZOOM date with the doctor...

BUCKLE UP YOUR SEAT BELTS because we're taking you through some bumpy dating. Comedian Luisa Lange (MTV News) joins Jenny and Producer Andrew to reveal THE WORST DATE OF ALL TIME. Truly a story scarier than any horror movie - Scream, The Shining, Saw step aside!! Plus being a picky dating app swiper and tips for how to respond to someone who ghosts you. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute...

It's a VERY SPECIAL & EXTREMELY CHAOTIC DATING APP PANEL featuring a line-up of extremely single comedians - Jared Goldstein (Nikki Fre$h), Savannah DesOrmeaux (The X Change Rate), and Devon Walker (Comedy Central)- UPDATING JENNY'S HINGE PROFILE! Do any of us know what we're talking about?! Probably not!! We discuss all the app highlights: DATING APP PROMPTS FIRST PHOTO VS. THE SECOND PHOTO SHOULD YOU HAVE A VIDEO? OPENING LINES DREAM DINNER GUESTS MAXIMUM DISTANCES AGE...

This week Jenny and Producer Andrew are joined by an intimidatingly hot and hilarious couple, Matthew Broussard and Laura Sogar (She Does Stand Up Too?). They give advice about how to make a relationship work when both people are stand up comedians (unheard of!), reveal the receipts from their origin story, and give the definitive rules for stealing t-shirts from exes. Also, Jenny wants someone to text all day about what she's eating if anyone is available and into that!   SUBSCRIBE AND...

Wow, baby we are back! Jenny had 2 days last week where she didn't cry and that is progress! Producer Andrew brings a literal receipt from a bad haircut. We're joined the hilarious Zubi Ahmed (Kutti Gang) who, on top of managing multiple jobs and stand up, is juggling two guys from the apps and a doctor in Bangladesh that her parents want her to marry. She's got a lot going on! And we're obsessed with her! We talk about what Indian Matchmaking gets right and wrong about the arranged marriage...

Settle in for an emotional episode as Jenny is going through a break-up... and by going through it, we really mean going through it. Taylor Ortega (Disney) joins to bring some wisdom! They both share their break-up advice from their dads, thoughts on being *complicated women,* and break-down what it means to be a flash mob person. If you're not a flash mob person, please don't force it! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO [email protected] or dm us at...

This week on the pod, we take a quick break to gush about Kelly Clarkson, and Jenny has a her first Republican troll on her business (lol) Hot Merch for Biden. Pls tell us if you think she's a bot! Drew is back from Minnesota (turns out it is a very lit state) and is looking to be held! We're all just human & horny over here. He brings receipts from two exes who went on benders and thought of him. We're not sure what that says about him. Manifesting a lovely helicopter date for all of our...

This week on the pod, Jenny and Producer Andrew talk about their voting plans! Sexy! We are joined by Anna Roisman (HQ Trivia) who famously is a matchmaker and HAS NEVER BEEN ON A DATING APP! She has the cure for getting over a longterm relationship and spills about dating more than drummer. Also the time her solo evening smoothie led to a date. She's blessed. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO [email protected] or dm us at @receiptspod on...

This week we're really going through it - producer Andrew did pumpkin things, and Jenny is more emotional than she's every been in her life! It's cute! They talk to the sweet & hilarious Moss Perricone (Patriot Act) who is looking! for! love! His DM's are open, and he has been dating, baby! Also, he brings all of his dates to the same table at the same bar?! Also someone tell us why there aren't sick days for break-ups. Put it in the next healthcare plan! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE...

It's a huge week as Jenny. got. bangs. She's spiraling! And Producer Andrew had a weird day at work. They are joined by the hilarious Tori Piskin (Got it from My Mama Podcast) who is in an exclusive relationship with a fellow redhead - powerful. They discuss paying on the first date (in straight couples, women should never!), having Covid-compatibility, and manifesting your dreams...or text messages from your crush. Also, Tori brings in receipts from a dude who gave her an STD. Spoiler, she...

This week it's three Jersey girls on the pod when Jenny and Producer Andrew are joined by the real and hilarious and former high school homecoming king, Anthony Lario (Housewives PR). He brings a plethora of receipts from ghosters, crushes, and family....screenshots were taken! They discuss everything from which ABBA lyric is the best to send to someone who just told you they're not into you to the reality star who would make the best President. And at the end of the pod, everyone agrees that...

This week, we record.LIVE on Twitch over breakfast! A breakfast Twitch! Jenny started an entire business (lol), and producer Andrew needs a new target for scam dates. They're joined by Nadia Pinder (Refinery 29) who brings in very relatable sibling drama receipts and proves how important it is for all of us to have difficult conversations with our families. She also convinces her boyfriend not to get a van (no!) and listener level3teapot to communicate with his girlfriend. It's an episode...

It's an incredible week since Jenny can finally see Jeffrey and Andrew finally watched Lifesize 2. Milly Tamarez (Reductress) joins to bring so many delicious receipts proving that ALL D*CK IS TRASH. We also get into the science of UTI's, pheromones, and what girlfriends vs. hook ups do. Everyone venmo @milly-tamarez! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO [email protected] or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates...

This episode was very bravely recorded live on Twitch. Producer Andrew's neighbor is out to get him, and Jenny's BF is currently her long distance beau. They're joined by the "very hot & cut" John Trowbridge (All That) to talk about cults, conspiracy theories, and artful nudes. And we give our picks for the best NYC public park to have sex in. This is by far our naughtiest episode ever. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO [email protected] or dm us...

Producer Andrew and Jenny are both cursed with disease this week. 2020 is the year of disease, and we need you all to ask yourselves... HAVE YOU GONE OUTSIDE TODAY? They're joined by the hilarious Fareeha Khan (Man Repeller) who is ready to unpack her feelings after her recent break-up!! She needs a crush, guys! We talk about magical connections and marxist boys on Hinge. It's a dream come true! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO [email protected] or dm...

Jenny and Producer Andrew are joined by Jared Goldstein (Quibi) to talk finding a capital B boyfriend in this economy! We give advice on ZOOM dates and determine whether Jared is actually 23 year old Asian pop star Conan Gray. Meanwhile, Jenny is obsessed with dance movies, and Producer Andrew is obsessed with Lost recaps from Seanie B... 10 years in the making. We're freaks! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO [email protected] or dm us at @receiptspod...

Jenny is finally back in the big ole juicy apple!!! Producer Andrew went on a sugar baby situation type date!!! Our special guest, Alise Morales (betches) shares the receipts from when she and her fiancé accidentally ghosted each other for a FULL 24 HOURS!! We also attempt to solve the mystery of who peed on the chair? I promise, you'll be trying to solve it for the rest of your lifetime. Can you tell I wrote this description at 2am?!? SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND...

This week on the podcast, hilarious comedian Moses Storm (Conan) paid for Tinder Premium, and he's boosted so go swipe him and say hi! He went on one Tinder date in his life... with his girlfriend of six years (He is blessed!). Meanwhile, Jenny wants to the face of buying things again and she and Producer Andrew both take the CUBE TEST. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY! SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO [email protected] or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON...