Why hello. I didn’t see you there. I guess Arena has officially admitted that Streets of New Capenna isn’t worth drafting anymore. Fair enough. But can Baldur’s Gate make up for Streets? I guess the title of this episode is a spoiler.

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. We’re still Cubing it up Chromatic style, and I’m looking to go big with this one. We grabbed every extra-turn spell and every duplication effect we could find, and then on top of that we got passed Mizzix’s Mastery. Will we live the dream and take all the turns? Join me and find out.

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. If you thought I was over #MTGCapenna, you should listen to Seth. The Chromatic Cube has been a breath of fresh air, and Seth’s been chugging Cube content. Join him for his first run!

It’s 67 days (time of recording) until #MTGCapenna rotates out, and the Lords of Limited have already done their sunset show. We could all use a breath of fresh air, and what better way than diving for the first time into the Arena Chromatic Cube, a baffling wonderland of 4-color spells, ramp, and legendary creatures. Join me on my first foray?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. It’s #MTGCapenna. It’s Brokers Citizens. You know the drill. Join me?

Guess who’s back? It’s Amber! The Red Mage of Red Mage Blue Mage fame. After a long hiatus, we’re here to talk about Magic of Magic: The Gathering fame. We catch up on where Amber’s been and what’s been going on with Magic. Get ready for some Amber classics—cowboys, goblins, the MCU, and unfiltered hatred for planeswalkers.

Our gracious guest Seth has spoiled us with a surprise—12 crispy packs of #MTGCapenna! We’re sitting down to bust open packs the good old fashioned way and build sealed decks. SPOILERS: we’re both putting white, blue, and green cards in our decks.

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. In our Filthy Casual Review, Seth figured that #MTGCapenna would be the Dark Knight Rises to Kamigawa’s Dark Knight, but it’s looking more like a Batman v Superman. No matter. Join Seth as he strings together more of that juicy blue/white goodness.

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. We tried to switch things up in #MTGCapenna by drafting something that wasn’t Brokers. We drafted Maestros, and look how that ended up. Well, no more funny business. Just super normal serious Brokers business from now on. Join me?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. For the first time in #MTGCapenna, I’m straying away from the one true path of Brokers. Is there anything else worth drafting in this format? Can a synergy/buildaround deck measure up? How many A+ bombs can I face in a single draft? Care to find out? Join me....

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. The community has unanimously agreed that Brokers is far and away the best faction in #MTGCapenna. And as far as I can see, despite the table fighting over Brokers, there’s still enough Brokers to Brokers around. Even without pulling big rares, I still managed to Broker my way to Brokers, Brokering the Broker until even Broker Broker. Broker me?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. We’re taking it to the streets, the Streets of New Capenna. There’s lots to try and lots to explore; we’re starting with Brokers and shield counters, and it got spicy. Join me?

In Filthy Casuals Review, Kenny and Seth play a game where they try to predict how Magic professionals (Marshall Sutcliffe and Luis Scott-Vargas from Limited Resources) will grade all the new cards from the latest set, in this case Streets of New Capenna. Today we see how we did and talk in depth about the cards we diverged on, as well as the lessons we learned | Review begins (35:10)

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. Neon Dynasty is drawing to a close, and Seth is looking to close it out in fine fashion, assembling a true mono-green beauty. Join him?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. I got passed two impossible-to-cast red rares and THREE copies of Behold the Unspeakable. Challenge accepted. Join me?

Why hello. Didn’t see you there. Seth’s back for round 2, this time drafting UB Ninjas in Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty, bolstered by a mythic rare dragon. Join him, won’t you?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. You’ve heard him on Filthy Casuals Review. Well now we’ve done it. We’ve got Seth hooked back into limited Magic: the Gathering. Listen to the sweet and sultry tones of the man himself in his very first MTG ASMR, playing Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty.

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. We’re up 3-0 in a Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty draft with Bant Enchantments. Bantchantment? Bantchantbant? Join me?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. This is it. This is the moment. I’ve drafted not only an actual verified, bonafide mythic rare, but also a copy each of two incredible ‘mythic uncommons,’ as well as a 6 total ‘rare commons.’ This is looking good, fellas. Join me for some Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty, won’t you?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. In each of us reside two boys: a Saga Boy who drafts every single saga that gets passed to them, and a Poverty Boy who has never seen a rare and can’t even imagine a mythic rare. It’s Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty time. Join me?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. In life there are two things: sagas, and all the other worthless cards that you shouldn't waste any time messing around with. Join me and everyone else in Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty as we draft every single saga until the world explodes.

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. A new set is upon us, and I’m perhaps a little too eager as I dive in feet first into the complex and wonderful world of Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty. It’s a rough start with a junk ninja deck, but never doubt the kid. I’ve been here for years, rocking my peers, putting suckers in fear, making the tears rain like a monsoon. What were we talking about?

In Filthy Casuals Review, Kenny and Seth play a game where they try to predict how Magic professionals (Marshall Sutcliffe and Luis Scott-Vargas from Limited Resources) will grade all the new cards from the latest set, in this case Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty. Today we see how we did and talk in depth about the cards we diverged on, as well as the lessons we learned | Review begins (19:27)

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. In Kill Vow: Vol. 1, we took a katana to our opponents in a roaring rampage of revenge, slicing and dicing our way to a 4-0 start. But like any respectable nemesis, Crimson Vow isn’t going down so easy. Can we finish the job?

Why hello. I didn’t see you there. Innistrad: Crimson Vow has been here for about 784 years, and for each and every one of them it’s been robbing me of my sanity and my gems. Today, I take my revenge. Join me?