Episodes
Golf?! Tennis?! BABYSITTING? You could say this is our "sports" episode. But is also our empowered episode. Kinda makes you think. This week Benny rides for f*ck a** bobs (the haircut) and Mary Beth rides for an infamous IG comment left by Hailee Steinfeld. And buckle up, Baronies, you're getting a new era. Also, (and we say this with love) subway ads need to chill. Stream the EP "Haze" wherever you get your music. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and...
Published 09/27/23
Straight guys are under are microscope this week as we discuss their sneezing habits, the joy they derive from texting bots, and of course, Batman's waterline. WWYD if Dacre Montgomery asked you for $10,000? The headlines this week: Benito rides for makeup artists and Mary Beth rides for the concept of object permanence. Once again, we invite you to listen and learn. Love you, kid! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services....
Published 09/20/23
Would you get up to pee on a one hour flight? Join us this week as we ask our latest philosophical question. Other topics include skateboarding, sobriety, and a few updates on past rides. Then onto new business! Benny is riding for (Hair. Body.) Fake pop songs and Mary Beth is riding for the legendary Ms Lauryn Hill. Welcome to music's biggest night! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a...
Published 09/13/23
Labor Day has been and gone. Summer has come to a close. And ride is taking you BACK to school to educate you on anything and everything. Probiotics, Gregory's Coffee, and Nancy Reagan care to comment? Oh, and Benito rides for otters while Mary Beth rides for group chats. Don't text and drive!!! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or...
Published 09/06/23
Mary Beth and Benito have been ON THE ROAD and they've got some piping hot updates for you. We're truly all over the map literally and figuratively. The euphoria of walking into a local Portland strip club? The silent hell of pulling a Tesla door handle? Benny's newest era? Uh. Yeah. We've got it all. Oh! And Benny rides for his girls, while Mary Beth rides for the girlies. It's all love. Say hi to Edward!!! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for...
Published 08/30/23
This week we are celebrating community, women in business, AND having fun with friends. I mean... are you surprised? Benny talks about his time at The Eras Tour before we get into what we ride for. Mary Beth rides for FIGS the company and Benny rides for Adult Friend Sleepovers. Text a friend you love this week. Happy Wednesday! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect...
Published 08/23/23
Is your mind open to receiving new information? Because that's what this week's episode is all about. Mary Beth rides for changing your mind and Benny rides for The Woman on the Plane. Complete with a ghost story coming out of San Francisco (we think). Grab your blankies, girls! It's about to get spooky. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products...
Published 08/16/23
The Baronies have a say on this week's episode as we go through some of the things you are RIDING for! This episode goes out to all the iPad kids. We love you and we stand with you. Benny rides for millennial parents and MB rides for announcing an announcement. And guess what! We have an announcement for you... if you're reading this, you are fabulust! PLEASE NOTE: This episode of ride was recorded before the Screen Actors Guild announced their strike against AMPTP which prohibits members...
Published 08/09/23
We were really feeling the heat in the studio this week! Seriously. Please recycle and do what you can as global temperatures continue to rise. It's not all doom and gloom, though. This week, you'll learn a little about what Benny and MB were like as kids. Then, Benny brings it back to the college years riding for the one of big pharma's greatest works: Accutane. And Mary Beth rides for the one thing that will never go out of style: being vulnerable! Be safe out there. PLEASE NOTE: This...
Published 08/02/23
Are you there god? It's Mary Beth and Benny! From religion to evolution to some pressing questions on animal hygiene, you could say this is one of our most science-centric episodes yet. But don't worry! There's also romance... Benito rides for aphrodisiacs and Mary Beth rides for Shakespeare adaptations. Et tu, Baronies? PLEASE NOTE: This episode of ride was recorded before the Screen Actors Guild announced their strike against AMPTP which prohibits members from promoting work from struck...
Published 07/26/23
This episode is all about herstory. Benito rides for America's pastime: frozen yogurt. Mary Beth rides for having a blankie. But that's not all! We define "taika" for those who are just joining us. And prepare to hear about Benny's sordid past with hang gliding and Australians. "2015 was a weird year." Fightuh the good fightuh. PLEASE NOTE: This episode of ride was recorded before the Screen Actors Guild announced their strike against AMPTP which prohibits members from promoting work from...
Published 07/19/23
There's something ROTTEN in Denmark! Oh wait… no… that's Benito's garbage can. Inconsiderate dog owners, you're on notice. This week is all about art, poetry, and making a scene. Mary Beth rides for J Lo's Versace dress causing an internet firestorm and giving us the gift of Google Images, while Benito rides for strippers. Don't forget no matter where you live, everyday is another opportunity to support your local strippers! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and...
Published 07/12/23
And just like that… it's another CARPOOL episode! It's so important to find joy in the little things. And that's why Mary Beth and Benny spend this week riding for the horniest makeup brand on the market today. The gift we were given by the great François Nars… NARS! Stop by your local Sephora, pack on that Laguna bronzer, and enjoy this episode that is not a paid ad believe it or not. Kiss kiss! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products...
Published 07/05/23
This week is all about narratives, language, and prose. Mary Beth rides for the fairytale slash book Princess and the Pea while Benny rides for the fairytale slash movie Arrival as we continue to ask ourselves "what does it all mean?" And don't forget! BABY ON BOARD. I mean... have you ever heard a more beautiful sentence? Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect...
Published 06/28/23
OH MY GOD. Have you heard the good news? Love, Corn is back! So we'll be unboxing some delicious flavors for you in our branded merch. We could've never expected an email from Chase Bank would be heard 'round the world. Benny rides for their new offering: kids' debit cards and Mary Beth is going back to basics. She rides for peeing. Embrace modernity. Embrace tradition.   Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on...
Published 06/21/23
Selling Sunset is back and so are we. This week's episode is all about community building for the greater good outside ourselves. Kinda what life is all about in some ways, wouldn't you say? Mary Beth rides for chickens and Benito rides for The Fellowship of the Ring. Bet you never thought you'd hear Benito say the words "Bilbo Baggins." And yet here we are. Buy tour tickets babes we can't wait.   Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products...
Published 06/14/23
Giddyup, cowgirls! And get that a** planted firmly in the saddle because this episode is something unbelievable(s). We have a new era and you'll never ever guess what it is or that it involves Armani Exchange. Also this week, Benny rides for horse girls and in many ways, Terry (omg... 47 words in). Mary Beth rides for sleeping your way to the top even though she's never done it successfully. But it's never too late! Oh and guess what... RIDE just might be coming to a city near you... check...
Published 06/07/23
Fasten your seatbelts girls cause this episode is a WILD RIDE! What do microwaves, fridges, and Lea Michele have in common? They're all in YOUR house! Benny rides for one of his greatest passions, light denim while Mary Beth rides for her favorite lip balm brand, Carmex. This episode in a word? FABU-LUST!   Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in...
Published 05/31/23
Welcome to America's Ride! Thrilled to announce that we love our listeners. You're all enlisted in our army of love. Today on the pod Mary Beth will be riding for Tyra Banks and Benny is riding for Miss Katy Perry as an American Idol judge. The viral moments just keep coming with these two icons.   Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or...
Published 05/24/23
The coyote's running rampant on the streets of LA won't keep us out of the studio. We've got a podcast to do. And this week we're going to be blowing your minds. Benny rides for The New Rules of Cheating and Mary Beth controversially rides for Taking Pride in Your Work. Listen and learn. Just remember, if you've been cheated on, you're entitled to compensation.   Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show...
Published 05/17/23
Dear Media, Did someone say MOTHER? Yep. It's the Mother's Day Special and we're diving deep. What makes a mother a mother? Keeping secrets, number 1. And Mary Beth rides for that. Number 2? Buying you presents for the rest of your life based on something you loved as a kid. For Benny, that means the chocolate of the gods. That's right, he's riding for none other than Ferrero Rocher. Enjoy this ep, you guys. Love, Corn   Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and...
Published 05/10/23
The words of the day are "grace" and "patience" as Mary Beth and Benny discuss driving etiquette and those beautiful steel birds in the sky. That's right! Benny rides for driving safely and Mary Beth is all about airlines. By car or by plane, get to CITY OF INDRA immediately. We'll see you there!   Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or...
Published 05/03/23
Hey Baronies, it's Gossip Girl here. And you're getting a double dose today because Benito and Mary Beth both ride for this iconic television program. There are almost too many groundbreaking moments to recount. Brought to you by BING.   Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.   Produced by Dear Media.
Published 04/26/23
The gals are doing deep and analyzing the frought relationship between passengers and their Uber drivers. Benito shares some of his history as a golfer which sends shockwaves through Mary Beth. Speaking of learning new things, Benito rides for IMDb trivia this week and Mary Beth rides for that time Julia Roberts had armpit hair on the red carpet. Stream Notting Hill immediately.   Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services....
Published 04/19/23
Kim K's private theater gets put under a microscope, girls, because that's what Benny is riding for today. Mary Beth rides for doing the thing, whatever that thing may be (as long as you aren't hurting anyone). And you'll be pleased to know, middle school power moves are BACK when Benny does a favor for Mary Beth and then she changes her mind (it'll all make sense once you listen).   Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services....
Published 04/12/23