Episodes
* Talking to people is hard sometimes when you're naked or barely dressed. We share our best and worst pick-up lines.* We try our best and go through some ways to talk to and not talk to strangers at a party or hotel. * We give roleplaying our best shot, which still gives Lauren sweaty palms.#tiarathestripper #iloveanal #peacock #awkwardpickups #objection@BikiniAddiction (https://bikiniaddiction.com/?ref=room77) Get your Bikini Binder for 20% off with promo code ROOM77, now through 5/31! We...
Published 05/20/22
* Richard turns our playdate into an ‘Open House’ in beautiful downtown Playa del Carmen. Join us in this three bedroom, fully equipped kitchen with a prison like feel Airbnb. This sexy duo, drives Richard to want to do homoerotic stuff again. It’s an issue.* Preconceived notions cause us to let go of the wheel and realize no one is steering the boat. We recalibrate and Richard pulls out his secret (soon to be patented) Noah's Richard’s Arch!* We explore the difficulties of perceptions and...
Published 04/20/22
* We go back in time to talk to ourselves as beginners in our own version of The Adam Project.* We sherpa one couple on their journey from soft to full swap. Everything goes smoothly until Richard springs everything into high gear. Richard saves it all with his ability to read people while using his signature penis move.* We introduce Gypsy and Rick, from Gypsy and A Gentleman podcast, a young couple beginning their journey, sharing a fresh, raw, and witty insight into navigating the...
Published 03/30/22
* We go to Temptation to celebrate Lauren's belated birthday and fulfill one of her fantasies.* We are full of genius ideas this trip! From a #swingersunion to hiring a #cumlightboy with black lights for that perfect photo.* Richard loses Lauren in the lobby. Was she kidnapped by @fightboringmarriages (https://www.instagram.com/fight_boring_marriages/?hl=en)?* We discuss vocalizing fantasy and how hard it is, even with your own partner.* Richard compares setting the scene for the fantasy to a...
Published 03/09/22
* Lauren gives some details on the type of connections she enjoys for play partners. Richard stands firm that he doesn't need anyone to love his hobbies for him to get naked with them.* What happens when feelings between lifestyle friends start to go too far? Keep your eyes open for these red flags.* We have all the feels for Mr. and Mrs. H from BedHoppers (twitter.com/bedhoppersuk), so we call them up to discuss how proper Brits handle these uncomfortable situations.@BikiniAddiction...
Published 02/18/22
* We kidnap three couples from the beach and bring them back to the house for drinks, posing, and showers.* We answer the question, "How many is too many?" * We head to Temptation to overindulge, glow inside and out, and...surprise...another orgy. @BikiniAddiction (https://bikiniaddiction.com/?ref=room77) for shutting up the gossipy Karens! 10% off with code ROOM77 Post your perky bottoms and tag BA with #DontLetTheKarensWinCome join us this July 2022 for Room 77 Summer Bang...
Published 01/28/22
* What do Chris Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus, and Thomas Jefferson have in common?* Lauren is left on her own to be the conductor of the Sybian Train while Richard sleeps and Batman washes dicks.* Richard looks for some "safe place" sex while trying to figure out the best sex positions without falling asleep.* We go to the SINsation playroom with an expert flogger for an unforgettable experience.Interviews with SINsation guests about their favorite theme night, #wingmanism, #vaginarocket, and why...
Published 12/15/21
* We skip the mall to meet this couple, who is way out of our league, at a vanilla resort.* Lauren and the girl try casually going topless on a vanilla beach.* Richard avoids hotel security, and the woman glaring behind him, at our foursome flirt.* Some more #swingerlearning #nightclasses hint, hint, it's folklore about a vacuum and a penis!@BikiniAddiction (https://bikiniaddiction.com/?ref=room77) Bikinis not tested on animals!! And..10% off with promo code ROOM77Come join us this July 2022...
Published 11/24/21
* We meet some dear friends on the beach and they brought a couple who wanted to meet us. Richard wants to convince them to come back with us because she's his favorite body type. Lauren hopes to break her dry spell.* Richard tries to prove his point about why he should remove all the automatic underwear in his gym shorts and goes through some scenarios of what would happen with Chris Hemsworth at the YMCA.* Lauren gets schooled on flashing, cruising and describes what she would do in a...
Published 10/28/21
* We are invited to dinner by a couple who takes charge and prepares us with an email resume of their strengths and weaknesses.* Bars closed early, so we were faced with the let's get naked moment a little earlier than expected!* Richard opts for complete darkness for the mood lighting so he doesn't look fat next to this couple.* After some nervous chocolate eating, the guy tells Lauren she may not get any.* Richard convinces his cock to rally, and then is succumbed to sexy, glute bridges.*...
Published 10/05/21
* Someone joins Patreon because Richard was avoiding answering their emails about an absurd business proposal.* Richard entertains becoming a South Korean porn star, gives his old "quote" for doing a movie, demands to fly business class, and creates his first porn acting reel.* We know something's not right when Richard hears he must actually have sex with the actresses (even though it is not shown in the movie) and he can quit the gym!* After feeding the beast, Richard gets the guts to call...
Published 09/15/21
* Lauren jumps into high gear and is showered and ready for a foursome before Richard can finish talking about his headlights. * Richard has more penis envy, while Lauren marches the penis around like a doll baby. * Does a COVID shot protect you from all STD's? * More gym nonsense... * We talk about drama in the lifestyle and give some #swingeradvice #lifestylemasterclass about how we've dealt with it in the past. Special thanks to our Patreons who keep this podcast and our lives in order....
Published 08/23/21
We are back from Antigua to bring you our first ever “reverse trip advisor” review. Richard brings his interview poolside at sExploration Antigua, with co-host @Naughty_Gym (https://www.instagram.com/naughty_gym/?hl=en). Lauren sat with us silently laughing because she had no voice after day two. Richard runs a hard-on marathon, Lauren is persuaded to try golden showers, and we disprove the concept of cliques! Richard feels fat, but maybe it’s just because he’s wearing “falsies”! Lauren is...
Published 08/02/21
* Having more fun with your ‘lifestyle sex life’ than your ‘personal sex life’? Listen to Richard and Lauren drone on about how we can help you not give a f*ck. * We sit down with a pair that successfully uses Hall Passes to add to their sexlife. Lauren pretends to be a nosey waitress in a role play exercise and overhears the answer to the question, “Does he like it when you come home with the scent of another man on you?” * Richard accuses him of cheating by using swinger websites for his...
Published 06/30/21
* We go to a hotel takeover, scare some guests with a public blow job. Lauren gets her wingman game on with the perfect playbook move! Leaving Richard out of her perfect public threesome to sit alone in a chair; sad and erect. * Naughty Gym (https://www.instagram.com/naughty_gym/) launches a 6-week Antigua prep workout (https://www.naughtygym.com/offers/5zF29WVn). * Richard ends up having leg day the same day as the new guy at the gym and crushes on him while trying to get him to flirt...
Published 06/02/21
1. We ‘Finger a bang bang” live on the mics in search of a better way to get the job done while poking around in your partner's vagina. 2. We talk a little about our first trip to Antigua and how we cannot wait til July's takeover! But first, pool party in Dallas in June! 3. We practice talking dirty "in bed". Richard spills some fantasies and how it's scary guessing if your fantasies will be rejected "in bed" and why you have to keep some of them in your head.   Patreon for extra content...
Published 05/05/21
1. We celebrate Richard's birthday bash at our 2nd Third Annual Flirty (or) Down & Dirty Villa Party. Richard jumps right inside someone who does NOT want to have a swinger baby with him. 2. Lauren goes for another round of ‘bouncy mattress sex’, determined to beat the motion sickness this time and ends up on a Sybian for the ride of her life. That’s what happens when you volunteer to start the orgy no one asked for. 3. Richard gets a lap dance from a guest and TWO dancers but Lauren...
Published 03/31/21
We borrow coats and mittens and head to Dallas for the polar vortex to get naked at our first event stateside. We use the ‘ol “stuck elevator” routine to get some Dallas firemen to our party. Lauren is unable to convince them to stay and play. They seemed busy saving people. Richard uses his Spanish skills to help fix a hotel heater, but does not get voted employee of the month. Lauren holds court to a crowd of onlookers on a Sybian and seduces all the participants with her “Sybian...
Published 02/28/21
We pack our bags and forget to bring our swinger pro cards for a night out on the town. Richard is forced to abort his “Puppy Playtime” tactics. We dive into a six-some and there's a lot of slapping going on! Surrounded by giant cocks, we latch on to a new catch phrase "Be big mentally!"
Published 02/08/21
* We've been out of luck and having to resort to finding couples online like we used to in the olden days. Richard defines what "giving a like" on a swinger profile and a few types profiles we often run into. * Richard throws on his chef's hat while recanting this 3 part series on our delightful find on the interwebs. Richard deals with his public peeing problems on a first date while Lauren goes to town on the dance floor. * Richard finds a new hate for stairs as they almost ruin the night....
Published 01/15/21
* We get an update on Lindsey, the female Richard has been eying at the gym. Instead of flirting, this time he helps the local economy. * We talk about butt eating and then Richard forces Lauren to do it while recording so she can remember why she never does it. * Lauren has been working very hard in the gym. We hear from Trunks & Yes Girl and all about their new project, Naughty Gym, where they fuse the lifestyle and fitness into one program, all while bringing the world together in...
Published 12/17/20
* Go on a journey to Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party (https://room77life.com/room-77-life-of-the-party/), our first villa party, with special guests Trunks and Yes Girl. We introduce the new ritual “Naked Group Nuru Massage (in an inflatable pool)" to the Mayan culture. * We describe surviving another hurricane in the best way we know how - Like great sex with a “Category 1” woman? * In the Medical Corner, we prescribe treatment to those who may be suffering from a common, but livable,...
Published 11/17/20
We break our dry spell with some sexy play with our favorite friends and we learn that Richard tried to blow himself. Our sex toys were lost in Mexico's mail, forcing us to wait until now to dive into our new Lickerish Love toys and video it for our supporters! We hunker down for a hurricane and almost drown while Bee sleeps. We speak with a guy who tried to open up to the idea of the lifestyle. He unveils his recipe for success. We talk about our Flirty (or) Down and Dirty...
Published 10/19/20
Join us as we sit down with Bedhoppers (https://twitter.com/bedhoppersUK) as they rise to TV stardom.       Sponsored by Alt Playground (https://www.altplayground.net/index.cfm)
Published 09/21/20
* We're back and our swinger game is lacking swagger despite all of the recent visitors. Richard blames it on his beard while Lauren's getting sage for a genital cleansing ceremony. * Richard squirms some more as we interview our very own naughty nurse expert on broken penises. Unfortunately, the post-op patient care is not as intimate as we imagined in our heads! * Bee, at 26, still has wet dreams and tells us about her sexual dream / fantasy with two guys. Spoiler alert: It involves a...
Published 09/15/20