“I remember the days of being overweight, balding, having the sexual prowess of a camel, and a dong that looked like an acorn in tall grass. I refer to the day before RPR as D-Day minus 1. The D is for dong of course. Because mine twitched upon hearing that sweet sweet voice as it F’ed my ear pu$$y. By episode 50 the bozo ring was a lush mane that would make a horse jealous. My sexual appetite? That of a ravenous beat fresh out of hibernation. The fact I now had a 6 pack with a D to match def helped in that area. I attribute my growth ( pun intended) solely to Ross and Jabes. If you want to change, and hate yourself just enough to do something about it! Give this show a listen. You’ll be slaying wool quicker than crapping out a bad night of drunken 3am Taco Bell.”
Flafire via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/21/18