“This may sound off, but I listen to Ross Patterson revolution religiously. That’s not a figure of speech, I truly mean I take the words of the blessed RP as gospel. Regardless if it’s lessons on dealing with telecommunication companies, or how to properly hand out a rap on the beak to the one you love, RP always imparts his wisdom and has the right answer. If you’re lucky enough to catch an episode where Mrs Jessie Wiseman is engaged, and not tuned in to another dimension, she provides insight and a slightly faster than average whit.
I’ve followed this podcast since Day 1, and will forever. Due to Ross we now have Zima when it’s nice out, and a newfound respect for the wait staff at Waffle Houses the world over. He’s a true humanitarian starting a movement to honor the life of Harambe, which ended early in an unjust way, and the world over men displayed their penises in unity, #DOFH
I’m in the process of obtaining a tax exempt status for the church of RPR, and when the time comes we can all have a place to listen to RPR. A place where all men are created equal, except the leader. It may sound cultish, but I assure you it is not. We just blindly follow a charismatic man, listen and do everything he does and says, and be willing to die happy knowing that he is pleased with our devotion.
Long live Ross Patterson Revolution”
#TOPFAN via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
08/20/18