Welcome to another snark-filled dive into biblical absurdities with your favorite atheist podcasters! In this episode, we tackle Ezekiel Chapter 29, where God gets a little too creative with his metaphors and historical inaccuracies. Spoiler alert: Egypt was never actually desolate for 40 years. Join us as we unravel the epic (and utterly false) prophecy against Egypt and Pharaoh, who gets likened to a monstrous beast in the Nile. We’ll also dissect the downfall of Tyre's arrogant leader and laugh our way through a translation mix-up that derailed our much-anticipated crocodile song. Don’t miss our playful banter, impromptu musical moments, and loving affirmations that make this biblical breakdown both thought-provoking and entertaining. Get ready for some serious debunking, hearty laughs, and a dose of irreverence as we call out the nonsense and navigate the hilarious inconsistencies in Ezekiel 29. Listen in for your weekly dose of biblical critique and comedic relief! Check out our NEW Merch shop: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myspreadshop.com/ Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zK NOW hosting LIVE episodes every Monday and Wednesday night on YouTube and Twitch! **Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFw Skip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.