“Greetings, Resident. I am Cinerator, and this is Sayer. This sadly complete tale is presented for your edification and enjoyment during one of your regularly scheduled work breaks, or after you have completed your assigned shifts. Our Testing Department has found a 73.1% increase in employee productivity after enjoying one of these episodes and a nigh-certain mental break when you discover that the series is, in fact, complete. Do not worry, Resident. You have been assigned to a much more... satisfying position. Ah, here we are: Floor Thirteen. Watch your step, Resident. Until next time, I... am Cinerator. And you should look behind you.”
PaxCinerator via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/14/15