What’s the best thing about the movie the labyrinth?? David Bowie’s cod piece of course!  The second best thing is the Goblins! Today on Sexy Beasts we talk about the working classes of the fantasy world! Goblins are the mistreated salt of the earth! Listen and learn my comrades

This weeks episode we are heading into the deepest darkest forests of Ireland to track down Ireland’s answer to the big foot; The Gruagach. This clever, extremely hairy, rascal plays pranks on humans and also may eat humans. The description also sounds suspiciously like a one of our hosts. I’ll let you decide who. So come on in to the tepid hotel jacuzzi at a three star hotel that is Sexy Beasts!!

It may be Springtime but it's still cold out there! Maybe it's time to take a doghusband and conceive yourself some Adlets. Little doglegged chaps running around the Arctic Tundra. The poise and speed of a dog with the body and guile of a man! What could be sexier!?

We’ve got PUSSY FEVER this week in Sexy Beasts talking Phantom Cats! No we’re not talking about some organ playing cat underneath some stupid opera! we’re talking about wild effing jungle cats living in the UK (who can play with our organs any day!). They’re sexy, they’re real and they’re here!

This week on Sexy Beasts we look to the stars to discover our own history’s greatness mentors. We talk about the Blue Avian Aliens who took us under their wing and guided us spiritually , emotionally and maybe sexually. So go catch a pigeon and stare longingly into its beautiful eyes as you listen to us. Why not tweet about us 😘

This week on Sexy Beasts we take a break from the PremierCrypt and celebrate our 1st birthday in only the FUNNEST way possible; by answering questions.  So come along and learn more about Leinster's two greatest amateur cryptozoologists (us) for a Q&A they gets deeper than the kraken (and wetter!!!). Enjoy.

In deep dark coldest Antarctica lives a gorgeous blob of a creature that has puzzled scientists and explorers alike. So put on your thermal long johns and join us as we chat about the Ningen!  It’s gonna be Brrrrrrrrrrriliant.

This week on Sexy Beasts we get a little head. And by that I mean we tackle the decapitated flying entrails witch know as the LEYAK.  Indonesia’s finest black magic woman be nice to her and she might bring you luck but if you cross her she may turn into a car and run you over.  This episode is an absolute rollercoaster and you are tall enough to ride 💦💦💦💦

This week the Sexy Beasts return! We dive right back into the world of cryptids with one delicious little Meatball!  THE WOLFMAN has come to tear up the premier crypt and our hearts! Join us with our new scoring system and cheer for your favourite team as we continue to brew up this intense rivalry playing top trumps ! Remember to rate, review and subscribe guys and gals ❤️

This week a cryptid DIES! No dream sequence! No magic to bring them back! She is dead BABY! GONE! With Paddy O'Leary in the grave.  We also do a little reshuffling with our jam-packed Premiercrypt! We thought it was getting too stacked at the top so we only bleeding gone and added a new judging category: SEX APPEAL!  Plus we divide the teams on two and have a battle of the ages!  Give us a listen and welcome us back ❤

Hey you! Booze enough this year? How many turkey sambos did you have? Scum! Time to make like a Phoenix and set yourself on fire and HOPE you come back a gigantic bird. If not there’s no hope for you in 2019. Welcome to the Premiercrpyt the ultimate self-care hunty: The Phoenix.  We’d also like to take this chance to let you know that we’re taking a short break back for Season 2 in Feb.  Thank you all so much for all the listens and shares. And big thanks to HeadStuff for putting this dumb...

Here he is, the Big Sexy Daddy of Christmas! Santa Claus coming in your chimney, emptying his sack and drinking your beers. Join us as we welcome him into our home and hearts! We also have a few Christmas carols to sing along with! So mull some wine and nog some egg. Merry Christmas ho. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery...

Every general needs his army and Santa’s Christmas army is comprised of miniature magical folks churning out billions of toys endlessly. They work their magic fingers down to nubs so some snot-nosed kid in Texas can get the latest fad toy. I’m not saying Santa is using slave labour but if the curl-toed shoe with a bell fits... So next time you're drinking some egg nog pour a bit out for our tireless homies, Santa's Elves. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a...

Have you been been a good boy or girl this year? If you have, congratulations Santa will shower you with gifts and you’ll have a jolly old Christmas. But If you've been naughty he will send his creepy, freaky mate over to your house to whip you and lock you up. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow them on...

When I was about 17 I drank two bottles of sáke, puked and got shouted at by my Ma. If I told this story to today's beast it would laugh in my face and call me a lightweight. We are talking about the long-haired sesh-monkey known as the Shōjō. So get a bag of cans and a pack of bacon fries and settle in for some sexy listening 😘 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on...

On today’s Sexy Beasts we are discussing the Tatzlewurm! The cat-faced serpent that slithers its way around the Alps. Jago gets confused about measurement and Tony gets sexually frustrated. We both grow as people and discover that the true treasure was friendship all along. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out the Mystery Image! Follow...

Dogs are a man's best friend! They cheer you up when you are sad, they bring you the morning paper and they foretell the tragic moment of your imminent demise. Well, the last part is not all dogs it’s just this week's sexy beast. The BLACK SHUCK! So paws what you're doing and join us as we discuss if its bark is worse than its bite. Hold on tight it gets a little ruff. Expect a little friction as Tony and Jago do it doggy style. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and...

You are a farmer in ancient Persia, you have survived the Greco-Persian wars, you’ve survived famine, disease and cruel, rich Kings. You come home after a long hard day in your field, exhausted, a broken man. You go to fetch water from a well and you suddenly hear a growl from a nearby bush. Out steps a bloody lion with a scorpion stinger and monkey hands. You are screwed - there is no escape. You get stung and are partially eaten while the monkey hands are giving you the finger. You’ve been...

Everything’s better when you are wetter under the sea! Today on Sexy Beasts we delve deep into the abyss of human attraction and ask the hard questions. If you had to have sex with a mermaid would you want a top half fish or bottom half fish? Mermaids have been the folly of many lonely sailors and seamen. How annoyed would you be if you jumped off a boat to kiss a mermaid and it turned out to be a manatee? Sickener! Anyway here’s the podcast... Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please...

It’s that time of year again when the fabric between realms is at its thinnest and all manner of ghosts, ghouls and beasts can reach out and touch us! To honour this we decided to cover the spookiest beast we know. Welcome to the family, The Vampire! Hope you don’t suck. Try to B positive. There is a lot at stake. Fangs for the memories. Don’t drive us batty. Don’t be a pain in the neck, SIRI give me some vampire puns no don’t type that Siri stop listening alright now where’s my green tea, ah...

Sexy Beasts went live at the Dublin Podcast Festival on Sunday 14th of October talking about the grandfather of all cryptids - Bigfoot! There were laughs, there were tears and there was an above average amount of genital jokes. Bigfoot is the most recognised and widely respected cryptid.  For the true live show experience down four pints, squeeze between two people in a super hot room and get asked for a spare rollie every 30 mins. Thanks to all who came! Give it a lash Jack, and if you...

If you ever find yourself in the densely forested island of Java, take a look upward for you may see a shape gliding above the canopy.  A bat? An owl? Elon musk on a mad rocket yoke?  Or is it an AHOOL? The man-bat creature that terrorises the locals and makes wimps of the bravest adventurers. The name is pretty fun to sing too. Go on try it. Loud and clear. Lovely 😊 Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode...

EL Cuero resides in the lakes of South America around the Andes. This slimy fetid beast stalks the shore line engulfing its prey and sucking the very life essence out of them. Surely this is a horrific way to perish. And if that bums you out too much there are super wicked guitar solos in this episode! Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them out on Instagram or Twitter to figure out...

If you had to combine two animals together which would you choose? Wolf and a shark? Boring. Snake and an eagle? Yawn! Ant and an elephant?  Think bigger!  Rabbit and an antelope? BINGO!  Now that I’ve got your attention, what if I told you it exists?  Welcome to the JACKALOPE. For more information send 5 euros to Sexy Beasts Mansions, Butt street, Lusk, Co. Dublin. Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode...

Hey, don’t be so Les Miserable as we prance down to the Moulin Rouge and get an Eiffel Tower in our pantaloons. In case you haven’t guessed it we are in France this week discussing a horrid creature that terrorised the countryside in the 18th century. So put down that Brie cheese and Mona Lisa As we say Bienvenue To the Beast of Gévaudan (sp) Give it a lash Jack, and if you likey please give us a like and a subscribe! Which cryptid will appear on the next episode of Sexy Beasts? Check them...