In the Shambles Season 2 Finale(!): The Channel 7 Team hears pitches for new content from it's newest paid intern. Kale Crabbledibbletern: Addison Houle Lett'uss: Zach Sinclair Sam Wich: Andy Ransom Vegan Sauce: Matt Williams Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira (Thank you so much Luc for adding more life to our commercials and all your hard work for Season 2!)    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

The mystery of the Hippocampe's Captain is revealed. But what new mysteries await? C-Legs: Addison Houle Landlegs Martin: Zach Sinclair Airlegs Jordie: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Chris Cruise returns home. Chris Cruise: Andy Ransom Shibbs Carkleman: Zach Sinclair Chef Dan: Addison Houle Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

We have 'em, you love 'em, so here's another batch of commercials back-to-back-to-back-to-back to drive you mad! Various: Zach Sinclair Various: Andy Ransom Various: Addison Houle And guests! Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!  

Ram, Rusty, and Rusty are back in the Saw Den! Ram "The Saw Man" Taylor: Zach Sinclair "Not So" Rusty Barrelly: Addison Houle Rusty McEntry: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Channel 7 presents a behind the band look at local sensation "Flea Bitten Kitten". Also, Mr. Crabbledibbletern has some mixed news. Tag Martindaleson: Zach Sinclair Car-Man Santiego: Addison Houle Eddiet Sweep: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

A look at Grent Sparts's university! Was there a reason Grent was sent to the Hippocampe? Horbis Enshaw: Addison Houle Smurt Wordle: Zach Sinclair Charlie Berkeley: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Chris Cruise reaches his destination of Portland, Oregon! Does it live up to expectation? (Also, this is our 100th episode!) Chris Cruise: Andy Ransom Recharking Burterredsmead: Zach Sinclair Chef Dan: Addison Houle Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Judge Argonaut Deepcreek has an experience with two top scientists of Planet Zen. His transition takes shape. Judge Argonaut Deepcreek/Swamp Acolyte Zach: Zach Sinclair Binch Finglers: Addison Houle Frims Slate: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

The Channel 7 Team presents: "Puppet Playhouse". Sponsored in part by GEETER. Gradley Honkertons: Andy Ransom Luggins Maibabi: Addison Houle Heartsie Chuttle: Zach Sinclair Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

"Aboard the Hippocampe" host, Grent Sparts, comes across a weird room with holes in wall. He also talks with security guard Soup Marketon and the lifeboat captain, Janis Richmond. Is Grent closer to unveiling the mystery of the Hippocampe and it's crew? Grent Sparts: Addison Houle Soup Marketon: Zach Sinclair Janis Richmond: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts...

Chris Cruise is almost to his destination but first makes a stop in the state of Washington. He sets up outside of a grocery store to try and get some good foot traffic for information about the town. Smart move? Chris Cruise: Andy Ransom House Medditerarium: Zach Sinclair Chef Dan: Addison Houle Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

A task force is put together to rein in Judge Argonaut Deepcreek.  *Also, the third commercial has a fire track from The Birthday Girls Colonel Kernal Gizzardlaketon: Zach Sinclair Czachan Dandy: Addison Houle Jerry Barracuda: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

The Channel 7 Public Access team presents: "Land Escapers" Chip Sommelier: Zach Sinclair Coldby Bluffington: Andy Ransom Pruttle Ovmud: Addison Houle Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Grent Sparts hides out in a janitor's closet and meets...the janitor! And...something's in the walls? Grent Sparts: Addison Houle Wayne Drexel: Andy Ransom Kurdly Pumperknickle: Zach Sinclair Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Chris Cruise stops by the quaint little town of Girlsie, Idaho where he meets proveyor of legends and stories, Greek Cobb. Chris also runs into some old friends and possibly a new one? Chris Cruise: Andy Ransom Greek Cobb: Zach Sinclair Chef Dan: Addison Houle Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Mack Shibbley gets an appeal for his Paper Fraud case. Will this case go better than the first? Newtarp Krundlehaus: Zach Sinclair Quinhoimenwert Pinderplunge: Addison Houle Zip Squander: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

The Channel 7 Public Access team presents "News with Noelle". Also Sam Wich introduces the world to a new social media platform. Angela: Katie O'Leary Hanson: Zach Sinclair Cham Poplar: Andy Ransom Criggle Slompy: Addison Houle Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!  

Grent Sparts tries to make heads or tails of a void with help from Garrett Yale and "The Chute Guy" Grandale Riptide. Will Grent be able to escape or will he be trapped forever? Grent Sparts: Addison Houle Garrett Yale: Andy Ransom Grandale Riptide: Zach Sinclair Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Chris Cruise stops by a Hot Hard Cider store in Boarfish, MT as he tries to sell a Dodge Ram Outback. So come along! Chris Cruise: Andy Ransom Shredded Corkleton: Zach Sinclair Chef Dan: Addison Houle Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Judge Argonaut Deepcreek is in some hot water....so instead, enjoy this diversionary tactic of an episode that brings back a fan-favorite from Channel 7 Public Access! Judge Argonaut Deepcreek/Ram "The Saw Man" Taylor: Zach Sinclair "Not So" Rusty Barrelly: Addison Houle Rusty McEntry: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

The Channel 7 Public Access team presents: "Bees Knees". Apparently, anyone can just walk in and start a show here. Kipper Smatladdy: Zach Sinclair Brink Rollerblades: Addison Houle Cam Rother: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week! (Also, one of the microphones was very hot this week, not going to say who....but you'll figure it out. Please adjust...

Judge Argonaut Deepcreek (?) takes over the brig of the Hippocampe to preside over a couple cases. Who's ready to conga?! Judge Argonaut Deepcreek: Zach Sinclair Cyan Devry: Andy Ransom Disciple "Lichata Debrundy": Addison Houle Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Chef Dan (?) tries to pull a prank on Chris Cruise by selling a 1993 Geo Metro with a sick fender. Chef Dan: Addison Houle Chef Stan: Zach Sinclair Crispy Croitch: Andy Ransom Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!

Judge...Chris Cruise (?) presides over a case between The Planet Good Crunch and Shinty Slortsklort. But that is just a cover to catch the infamous Argonaut Deepriver...is it successful? Chris Cruise: Andy Ransom Burgler Jentziltz: Zach Sinclair Shinty Slortssklort: Addison Houle Commercial Music by Lucindo Teixeira    Listen to The Birthday Girls on your favorite streaming service! Sponsor: HyperMegaUltra.com    New shirts every week!