A crazy ex-girlfriend who was not invited to her ex boyfriend's funeral shows up anyway and tries to run everyone over. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

Two teachers were arrested while chaperoning a class trip in Virginia Beach.  Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Mr.Weldy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A farmer in a dispute with his neighbor over a property line decided to punish everyone, including himself, by building a manure wall between the two and we're sure he tried to get Mexico to pay for it. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A Kansas politician working as a substitute teacher at a public school shocked students with religious rants about suicide, masturbation, and same-sex relationships—and then assaulted one of them.  This shoudl be the sequal to the Tom Berringer classic.  The Schlubstitute. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A man holds up a McDonald's, then demands chicken McNuggets but they were still serving breakfast and even if you are at gunpiont, you can't serve a lunch item at breakfast time. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A woman mistakes nail glue for eye drops in the middle of the night and glues her eye shut. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A woman files a federal suit against a company that makes bagel bites claiming the packaging doesn't indicate that it's not real mozerella and tomato sauce on the bagel bites.  Ths is a woman who's husband wants this to go through so he can say to the world, "See?  See what i have to deal with on a daily basis?" --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A Florida school tells it's faculty not to take the vaccine, which they call an experimental drug, until more can be known about it's affects.   You mean more than what the FDA tested and approved? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A Florida man and his three sons were accused of selling bottles of bleach to people called "miracle cure" for coronavirus and other ailments.  Now hold on a second.  If you are dumb enough to buy this, then maybe this could be a great natural selector. They have voter suppression and we have "miracle cure". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

Apparently a Florida nurse inadvertently broadcast herself giving a butt injection on a zoom while she waited for her virtual court date.  You simply can't backdoor that stuff --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

Usher, the man with Ludicris levels of money allegedly paid strippers in Ushbucks which are not legal tender.  Yeah! Yeah!  Ushbucks got the currency that make the check go bounce. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A Japanese man is suspected of having serious relationships with 30 women after giving them all birthday presents.  He's a part time worker but a full time playa!!  This all doesn't seem worth the trouble to us. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

We meet one of the worst teachers ever. An IT teacher goes on a trip with students and threatens pupils while getting drunk and forcing a few students to join him at a strip club --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

Can we please stop having elaborate, explosive gender reveal party?  This latest one caused a goddamned earthquake!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

You can't plan a wedding off the cuff and you have to secure your venue like with a deposit or a contract before you invite people to your two day destination wedding at a Florida mansion.  If you don't THIS can happen --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

Ted Nugent, one of hte world's biggest assholes was a coronavirus denier until he got it.  Can anyone say poetic justice? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A Canadian House of Commons MP is caught on his zoom camera completely naked during a house session.  His excuse: he was about to go for a jog. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A young woman finds a black chunk in her Cheesecake Factory mashed potatoes and she thinks it's a frog. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

When a giant rabbit is stolen, we ponder the big question: why are people breeding giant rabbits anyway? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A groom shows up at the wrong wedding location and almost marries someone else.  This shoudl be a great marraige --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A man farts on a police officer and then claims it should fall under fredom of expression --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A man who didn't know how to swim or ride a jet ski rode one across 27 miles of choppy cold sea water to be with a woman who he would break up with 3 months later.  Ah love. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

A Jefferson Davis confederate chair monument gets stolen by tattoo artists who want to turn it into a toilet.  We ask, who is hurt by this?  This should be the plot of Flushed Away 2 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

When a woman cuts her fingernails for the first time in 30 years, we all don't feel so bad about how we havent' showered that much during the pandemic. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support

When a woman has several mimosas at a bottomless brunch. Then it gets out of hand when she falls off her friend's shoulders and knocks out her front teeth.   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry/support