Ever seen a horse eat? Yes? No? Either way, join us this week for hard-hitting commentary on how funny horse lips are. Then, for fans of Architectural Digest like Anthony, some sleek new shower designs that will change the way you bathe. As a bonus, this episode also includes exactly one original COVID joke. Then, Urns vs. Jars, what’s the difference? All this and more on another brilliant week of Small Potatoes. Found wherever you podcast.

This episode is for the last millennials of 1994 (or anyone else who wants to listen). Potatoes include: zombie shows, waiting for NPCs, and cringe videos. We also take a look inside your anus at the blue collar workers that are really running things. Then, some super believable Bigfoot theories you won’t want to miss. Finally, the Avatar 2 review you’ve all been waiting for.

This week on the show: Books for the book worms who love a hard cover. Then, Anthony schools us on intellectual magazine choices. After that, throwing up, pausing movies, and simple questions with complicated answers. So sit your butt crack down and tune in to these smart Alecs and their cheeky potatoes.

Welcome back to Movie Time with Jake and Josh! Where we take your money and donate it to our current lifestyles. Just kidding, it’s not about us, it’s about the potatoes. And this week’s potatoes are awesome. Firstly, umbrellas are for dweebs, especially when professing love or brooding at a funeral. Then, we fact check Discovery Channel’s finest, hit the snooze button, and wait for Rihanna’s next album. Later on, we reveal the best way to milk your intellectual property for all its worth....

This week’s pod: Coasters for your coasters, canker sores, and bumpers without commercials. Then, a turkey-related safety warning, followed by Mario’s education and the shredder truck. Finally, we leave you with some hard-hitting environmental journalism. You won’t want to miss any if this. From all of us at Small Potatoes, thanks for coming through!

This week on the show: Becoming a little bit of a robot, joining the simulation, and other surefire ways to avoid afterlife FOMO. Then, bubble water, healthy living, and 6th grade science camp. Finally, the activities of real-life dragons, parkour teachers, and other stuff on the internet.

It’s a Small Potatoes New Year! And here on the west coast where nothing is live, we bring you the hottest prerecorded content on the airwaves. First, some broadcast guidelines concerning dirty words, nudity, and physical deformities. Then, on our ad-free podcast, some discussion on ads during podcasts. Finally, if you’re looking to date any of our hosts, submit your ankle pics to @smallpotatoespod on all social platforms.

Is there such thing as too much of a good thing? This week on Small Potatoes, the fellas are testing that question with nearly a half hour of exclusive content including (but not limited to) Trevor’s new novel, Anthony’s plan to solve world hunger, and Spencer’s completely original meal. Not to mention BTS from the writer’s room of Pixar’s upcoming tie-in universe blockbuster. As the final episode of 2022, we want to leave you with our favorite quote, “F**k ‘em.” See you next year!

The guys discuss corporate espionage during the medieval times, not being able to use excuses to win an argument, and the use of Unproper nouns.  And no matter what we do here at Small Potatoes, Trevor keeps on getting Eagle Eyed and Anthony can't stop leaving group chats. Bonus* - Spencer reviews the greatest Christmas movie of 2022. Use Promo Code "SmallPotatoes" to get 10% the BOGO deal happening at BiPlaneRus. 

Small Potatoes has returned with your two favorite hosts, plus the third host! Join us as we celebrate the last winter (ever) and our favorite end of the year tradition, judging people’s music choices! Plus loose rock paths, fudged numbers, and 5G playgrounds. All jam packed into one free episode, so sit back with your listening device and don’t even try to tell us we’re wrong about anything!

Small Potatoes takes to the sky this week as we discuss flight attendant eye contact, sexy pilots, confusing storage, and window shopping for your next fine china set. But it’s not all aviation themed, we also cover text voices, Anthony’s baby bib, Trevor’s pill issues, and Spencer’s kissing brother. So strap in, keep your tray table up, and thank you for flying Small Potato Airlines!

Do you ever wonder how many people make up a party? Well this week, the crew solves it using math, temperature, and new vocabulary. Discover how Spencer hits up celebs in their DMs, how haters craft their algorithms, and how "fountain" drinks are very silly. Find it all and then some on Small Potatoes! 

Life is just a wrist twist, so make sure you register to vote now by mail in California for the defense mechanisms bill. Contact your local senator to ensure your voice is heard. Rights are at stake with this one. Vote today to promote your individual fundamental right to ensuring that your voice is heard through contacting your local senator's office today. Fiscal Impact: Could be direct fiscal effect but there's no way to tell if financial institutions will survive once the A.I rise against...

It’s another Small Potatoes Halloween! In this one-part Special Episode, the fellas reveal their smallest fears, their worst haunted house experiences, and their full-moon-related medical issues. For those not celebrating with us, some boring non-Halloween topics include trimming your toenails and One-A-Day multi-vitamins. Also, this fall you can enroll at Professor Spencer’s Academy for Interesting and/or Super-Powered Children. Monsters, mermaids, and were-sharks welcome!

Live from the Metaverse: Jesus is a boomer, Spencer advocates for better karaoke, Trevor needs to understand Christianity’s marketing plans, and Anthony doesn’t know the difference between an S and a 2. Also, the back of the penis isn’t where you think it is…. 

Join Small Potatoes in our 80th Episode Oak Celebration! A lot of complaining this week, but hang in there because all that whining turns into some very potentially lucrative e-scooter-based business ideas. Also on the show: Getting kicked off of baseball, Spencer’s failing memory, and a cliche about book covers. All this fun and more on the smartest podcast on the stream! Find it wherever you stream your podcasts.

EXTRA! EXTRA! Get your new Small Potatoes episode here! The boys talk decades and how  Anthony doesn’t want to be in his prime during the depression era of the 2000s,  all books have bullsh*t pages before the first chapter, and a very controversial would you rather game - All food either Hot & Soggy or Cold and Fresh? And remember, we all have a little Jesus and Voldemort inside of us. P.S. Try and not to yawn for this entire episode :)

On this week’s program, how to have the best vacation by abandoning your family at Disney World, animal survival tips inspired by Captain Hook, and fashion advice for the middle-school-sized adult. Also on the show, some very inaccurate and unresearched definitions of stuff we know nothing about. Available on all the platforms and social medias! New episodes (almost) every Tuesday!

Soundtracks are made for movies, not Spotify. We don’t give a f**k about your ancestors. Anthony thought it was June. Touching trash last means you gotta throw it away. Cheese puffs are the best/worst things to put in your mouth. Trevor had hotdog in his teeth since The 4th of July. These are all good sentences. Enjoy! 

This episode is a doozy. First, a deep-dive into Anthony’s Instagram. Don’t DM him or he might leave you on unread. Then, a moment of gratefulness for not being in middle school anymore, followed by some of that famous Small Potatoes bathroom talk. This week’s corporate villain: Big Charma. Follow us on Instagram for bits, clips, and special LIVE sneak previews! Every episode is available for download wherever you podcast.

It's that time of the week again! The potatoes this week include but are not limited to - Boy bands all sing to one girl. Free things aren’t attractive cause TNSTAAFL and it feels like you’re a nascar driver with too many logos. Drunk notes to yourself are original until you tell people when you’re sober. Anthony & Trevor also talk about the type of drunk that Spencer is. Proper sit to stand bathroom technique.  And lastly, here’s a new rule we’re proposing: words that sound similar...

On this week’s episode, the fellas begin by taken a deep-dive into Jesus’ resume and determine if he is qualified to produce a podcast. Then, some shopping tips from Anthony, who’s always in the market for a mattress, followed by childlike joy and fun in the pool. Small Potatoes also asks important questions like, “What’s J-Law up to?” So join us in the chair room and enjoy the show. Available on all the podcast platforms and now also airing on AM radio!

OOOO dawgy we got a great episode for ya today! Discussions on buzzcuts in fantasy TV shows, when scissors were invented, guessing where the trash cans are in other people’s homes, and more. We also get hot drama this week as Anthony and his PR team share an apology for his suspension last week.

While Anthony is on paid leave, Trevor, Spencer, and Capitalist Jesus take the stage and bring you a hot plate of small potatoes. So enter our fantasy reality of Italian America as we try to avoid poisoned foods, gaslight hot nerds, and drink irresponsibly. This week also offers some tips for moving and interacting with your local bartender. Available on all the podcast platforms and followable on all the social medias!

Guess what!? Trevor’s gone today and it’s a party! This week’s small potatoes are as insignificant as they usually are: plastic, the military, Spencer witnesses a murderous teddy bear origin story, and sometimes you end up in the middle seat and you have to try to not lean on anyone. Visit our Instagram to send us your small potatoes! @smallpotatoespod