Sonic fights Robotnik across every reality, Decap's got bats in its basement, and... Ok, look. I apologise for the Diary Zone this fortnight. We go on such a flight of whimsy across the Diary Zone that it takes up an unconscionable amount of the show, but you'll like it, because it's funny. We...

Birds, like a bird's birds this issue as we enjoy a world without Sonic the Hedgehog. Plus! Why are Chris and Dave having a big barney about what "free" means this fortnight? What is Mrs. Robotnik's most striking feature? And what would it be extremely cool if STC always did? Look back exactly...