Doc and Quirk discuss a variety of topics, including: -Are pork burritos performance-enhancing drugs? Olympics overseers say yes. -A real-life Jonah was swallowed by some dumb whale -Two golfers fought at an official tournament and one made the other literally say "uncle." -NBA is looking at changing the unnatural shot motion fouls. Quirk rejoices. -A Slip 'N Slide TV show halted production for about the worst thing that could happen.