“Kai-borg modes: QUADREN!!! I hate Brink Tussler I hate Slique I take a shot with the long bow of Triumph! Wait, what’s a sword? Bert modes: Poor GumGum Uuuuhhhhh I’m surrounded by idiots As the most charismatic of the party… Gotta use my ol’ Bert charm on this fair lady! Mud modes: I put some dirt in my coffee No! Gumbo! *Indecipherable accent* Let’s see what the rules will allow us to do… I turn into some weird animal for no reason! GumGum modes: I set myself on fire I go into a rage because I see Bert getting hurt But… but… Ok mister bad guy! Whatever you say! I am supposed to be the tank, but I’m not BONUS———————————————— Slique modes: I can’t do anything with out my lute! Indecipherable muttering 1d4 useless damage EXCUSE Chronamomancy 4 life! Brink Tussler modes: Double-Double-Triple-Double backstab! “Ya can’t beat Brink!” Always on the BRINK of capture Poor, poor, Hannibal Doesn’t tell the party what Peralite’s plans are Sorto modes: Forget about me! Alarm clock I’m a dwarf too, ya know! I’ll go do this while you beat a boss, ok? No fighting power at all! Vking modes: Flower boy All power, no clue No talents Has no idea what’s going on Everyone wants to kill THIS 10 year old From Tactic Crudestring, Tiefling Bard”
~@lex via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
09/14/24