Episodes
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to Tales of Teyvat, a Genshin lore podcast. Last week, we discussed the scariest TCG player in all of Teyvat, General Mahamatra Cyno! This week, we'll be discussing Fontaine so far! It’s important to note that our hosts will only be covering the first two parts of the archon line; from our first steps into Fontaine to our final bow in the Fortress of Meropide. They will not cover anything involved in the final chapter of the Fontaine Archon quests. Anything...
Published 11/15/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to Tales of Teyvat, a Genshin lore podcast. Last week we fought the zoomies as we rolled around Teyvat with Sayu! We're hoping the House of Hearth stays far, far away from our favorite ninja! This week, we'll be discussing the General Mahamatra, Cyno! Once our hosts get past a sea of dad jokes, they'll go over Cyno's origins, role in the Sumeru Archon quest, and his absolute devotion to Tighnari. Afterwards, we'll discuss his mysterious affiliation with the...
Published 11/14/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to Tales of Teyvat, a Genshin lore podcast. Last week, we looked at the leader of Liyue, Nigguang! We're still trying to unlock her ultimate powers in game and it isn't working. This week, we'll be discussing the smallest ninja in all the land, Sayu, and the Shuumatsuban. First, we'll try to figure out Sayu's actual age and debunk some of the myths surrounding what stunts your growth. Our hosts will then discuss who Sayu's mentor truly is, if Dottore has...
Published 11/01/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to Tales of Teyvat, a Genshin lore podcast. Last week, we took a trip into the delusional world of Fischl! Sometimes, we wish we had never left! This week, we'll be discussing the leader of Liyue, Ningguang! Once our hosts move past the chess vs. chest debate, they'll dive into Ningguang's childhood, position as the Tianquan, and her steamy romance with Beidou. Not to mention her ex-girlfriend, numerous suitors, and the sexism that plagues her daily life! Will...
Published 10/25/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to Tales of Teyvat, a Genshin lore podcast. Last week, we walked through the Caribert quest line and decided to get Kaeya a paternity test. Unfortunately, the results came back inconclusive... This week, we jump into the delusion as we discuss Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort. Our hosts start by introducing our special guest, and dear friend, Vanessa! Once we establish Vanessa's love for Miss Fischl and her familiar, we take a deep dive into Fischl's...
Published 10/18/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to Tales of Teyvat, a Genshin lore podcast. Last week, we all bawled our eyes out after listening to Kazuha's tragic past. This week, be ready for more sadness, as we discuss the Caribert quest. Our hosts will walk you through the archon line Caribert, where we meet up with Dainsleif and Kaeya in Sumeru. Our hosts will debate Kaeya's lineage, try to figure out how to break the Khaenri'ah curse, and decide if Paimon has a thing for Dainsleif. It's a...
Published 10/11/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to Tales of Teyvat, a Genshin lore podcast. Last week, we sneezed our way through Venti's cat allergies and sad life as a wisp. We know you know everything, Venti, so just tell us already! This week, we'll be discussing Kaedehara Kazuha. Once we tell of the sad passing of his just-a-friend, Tomo, and how he died at the hands of the Raiden Shogun, our hosts will deep dive into Kazuha's life on the run. Our hosts then talk about the intertwining of Kazuha and...
Published 10/04/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to Tales of Teyvat, a Genshin lore podcast. Last week we contemplated taking the ropes out and letting our hair down as we discussed Shenhe. We're really hoping we'll get to see more of Shenhe in upcoming updates; we especially want to learn more about her family's history! This week, we'll be discussing Venti the Bard! After we discuss the glorious Six-Fingered Jose and try to question what exactly makes him have six fingers, we discuss the best diaper boy in...
Published 09/27/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to season three of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week we discussed Albedo, The Kreideprinz. This will definitely not be the last time we hear about Albedo this season, or Feens' love of him. This week, we'll be discussing Shenhe. Once our hosts confirm that Shenhe does in fact need the ropes to hold back her murderous rage, much to Tif's dismay, they discuss Shenhe's tragic backstory. But Shenhe's fate may not be determined just by her father's...
Published 09/20/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to season three of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last season, we covered topics from Arataki Itto to the Bloodstained Knight to Cloud Retainer and more! This week, we'll be discussing Albedo, The Kreideprinz. Once Feens is actually able to stop gushing over Albedo, our hosts will jump into his chalky origins, evil pageant "mom," Gold, and try to figure out if Albedo ever got to have a childhood. Was Albedo born as a young adult? Born as a baby from...
Published 09/13/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. This week, we have a very special fashión episode on our plate. Our hosts each chose three of their favorite characters who's lewks aren't so much their favorites. Each host then explains what they would do differently with the character if a skin were to come out for them. Some characters mentioned are slutty Venti, Childe, Xinyan, Yanfei and more! Take a seat, grab your popcorn, and let us know if you boot or toot...
Published 08/30/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to a very special collaborative episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. This episode things may seem a little different on Tales of Teyvat as we join our fellow Genshin podcasters to discuss Rosalyne, Fontaine, our favorite characters, the teapot, and more! Join Feens, Daulton (The Resonance), Beefy (The Shade Chamber), and Josh (Genshin Guys) as they learn more about each other's shows, the Oceanids, and try and decide whether or not they enjoyed the...
Published 08/12/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to the season two finale of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we discussed the Guili Assembly and all of the drama and sadness that comes with its story. We're hoping we'll hear more from Zhongli or Madame Ping soon. This week we'll be discussing Khaenri'ah. After our hosts reflect on their first oh snap moments in regards to the godless nation, they discuss all the theories surrounding Khaenri'ah. Why did they have a door? Did the Ruin Golems...
Published 08/09/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we went through the cinematic masterpiece that was the event Shadows Amidst Snowstorms. We're still wondering what ever happened to Susbedo, so make sure to keep an eye out whenever you're on Dragonspine. This week we'll be discussing the Guili Assembly. After our hosts discuss the amazing, beautiful, and ever loved Guizhong, we debate how Morax chose his human name, Zhongli. Not to mention...
Published 08/02/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we discussed the tragic story of the Twin Archons. Since we recorded we have spent hours in the Vourukasha Oasis looking for Makoto's body, but we haven't found it yet... This week, we'll be going changing things up as we take you through a play by play of the event Shadows Amidst Snowstorms. We take travelers back to the 2.3 update event featuring Albedo, his evil doppelganger, and the...
Published 07/26/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we discussed the elusive Rosaria and her mysterious upbringing. We tried spending a night patrolling with her too, but we ended up at the bar with Kaeya instead! This week, we'll be discussing the Twin Archons. After our hosts remember the difference between an archon and a god, they discuss the sweet relationship between Raiden Makoto and Raiden Ei, and where the heck the Raiden Shogun falls...
Published 07/19/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we discussed the Bloodstained Knight. Our hosts are working to track down Capitano and find out if he has Mondstadt origins as we speak. This week, we'll be discussing the ever mysterious, Rosaria. After our hosts determine Rosaria has no friends, and any friends she could've had from home would also be dead, they mourn Rosaria's loss. We then hop into Rosaria's childhood of thievery, her job...
Published 07/12/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome back to Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. This week our hosts are answering all of your questions! Over the last few weeks, fans of the podcast have been sending us questions through email, DM, and comments on our episodes and we're excited to share our answers! Our hosts want to express their deepest gratitude to everyone that wrote in! Our hosts start off discussing their play style, what systems they play on, and what weapon types they prefer. Afterwards,...
Published 07/05/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we discussed the Gods of the Desert and we're still shaking out sand, and lore crumbs, from our shoes! We're hoping we'll get some more information on King Deshret's origins sometime soon. This week, we'll be discussing the Bloodstained Knight. After our hosts question who the mysterious Eula NPC is (and get pranked by learning of her rerun just days before this episode airs) and defensive...
Published 06/28/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we discussed the one and oni, Arataki Itto and the Arataki Gang. Last we heard, Itto and the gang were staying out of trouble, and jail! This week, we'll be discussing the Gods of the Desert. As our travelers first started to explore Sumeru, and all of its desert expansions, you may have noticed a few different names floating around for different gods of the regions. Our hosts start by...
Published 06/21/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, the scariest character in the game, Dottore, the Second Fatui Harbinger. We're still trying to figure out if garlic or a salt circle will ward him away and other ways we can keep our favorite characters safe from him. this week, we'll be discussing Arataki Itto and the Arataki Gang! Our hosts introduce us to Itto, Max Mittelman and Kuki Shinobu before they take a deep dive into everything...
Published 06/14/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we put out a lot of fires while discussing Alice and Klee. While we're uncertain as to who Klee's dad may be, we are certain she has the best big brother and family in the Knights. This week, we'll be discussing the most horrifying character in Genshin Impact: Dottore, the Second Fatui Harbinger. After we realize just how scary Dottore is, and bring to light his outcasted life in the...
Published 06/07/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we took a trip under the sea not to Ariel's home but to Enkanomiya. After learning about how this forgotten nation fell under the sea, our hosts questioned what exactly Orabashi was up to and if Kokomi is a Vishap Princess. This week, we'll be putting out some fires and we'll take a trip as we go Bomb Voyage with Alice and Klee. After we review the numerous names both Klee and her mother go...
Published 05/31/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we took a dive into the Chasm and we're still having a hard time getting the gooey tar like substance out of our hair. We still have a lot of questions about the origin of the Chasm and how it was made, but only time (and future updates) will tell the tale! This week, we'll be jumping down another butt hole as we chase Enjou, the snarkiest Abyss Lecter around, down into Enkanomiya. After we...
Published 05/24/23
Ad Astra Travelers! Welcome to another episode of Tales of Teyvat: A Genshin Lore Podcast. Last week, we went behind the scenes and discussed the Yae Publishing House and it's many secrets. We're not sure if they're selling drugs there or running the secret spy network, but we hope to find out soon! This week, we'll be leaping in to The Chasm. Our hosts start out discussing the formation of The Chasm and whether it was created from a spaceship, sun chariot, or the Primordial One. Once...
Published 05/17/23