“I live in a place where, if you’re good at business, or say you’re good at business, you can get elected president. I’m not allowed to vote myself, on account of being bad at business and also not a citizen, but if I were I’d certainly vote for Ash Williams to be at least the treasurer. Think about all the free money we’d get if we got in on the ground floor of that. It’d be frankly irresponsible not to vote for Ash Williams. Also if the president is playing tennis rather than golf, for starters it’s a much shorter game, so there’d be a lot more time for making decisions, and for seconds think of how good Wimbledon would be if it was contested by world leaders. The table in parliament could easily be turned into a table-tennis table at very little taxpayers’ expense. The gallery would be packed every week, let alone only during finals time. I can’t wait to hear more business tips from Ash. The sky is the limit. This podcast is recommended for everyone of voting age.”
Rznaut via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
03/21/18