In Episode 364, Patrick, Jeffrey, and Craig chat about Wilyer Abreu's defense and continental drift and   then discuss five mostly baseball topics.  1. Real or No Real: April baseball is just a construct.  2. Profar away, doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore: Jurickson Profar found himself very relavant this past weekend. 3. Around the Horn: Even more pitcher injuries, and some second city signings.   4. What to Watch: The Mariners and the Mets? Yeah, it's a weird week.  5. An all-time disaster of a game that might be partially spoiled by the episode title.   Five and Dive is listener-supported, you can join our Patreon at patreon.com/fiveanddive. If you want to get in contact with the show, the e-mail address is [email protected]. Our theme tune is by Jawn Stockton. You can listen to him on Spotify and Apple Music. Spotify: http://bit.ly/JawnStockton_Spotify Apple Music: http://bit.ly/JawnStockton_AM