A new employee asked what food he could eat in the fridge, but when he was told he could eat none of it and was supposed to bring his own lunch, he just couldn’t comprehend. He was fired a month later for stealing chloroform.

A nurse tells about a girl who had a pin in her mouth, and then accidentally sucked it in where it got temporarily lodged in her throat, dislodged, then lodged in her bronchial, requiring major surgery. Another kid was running with a toothbrush in his mouth, ran into something, and almost...

“Well, everything is fine with you except for that haircut.” One doctor had a brain fart and couldn’t think of the right word when asking about the penile discharge of one of his patients, so he went with the word “Dong.” I read a bunch more funny comments.