"If we can't do it, let's fail in the most beautiful way." - Jurgen Klopp What. A. Week. After going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about Sewanee University, we discuss Liverpool's triumph over Barcelona, Tiger Woods and the Red Sox visiting the White House, and True Confessions: Bernie Sanders edition. Then, because all the human news is depressing (and Mike Pompeo sees the melting polar ice caps and gets dollar signs in his eyes), we continue our pivot to cute animal stories from around the world. Plus, a Blink-182/Lil Wayne mashup takes Ryan and Josh down memory lane to the dawn of their adolescence. (CD burners and debating the Iraq War, good times!) And Charlie Kirk's honorary PhD from Liberty University gets us thinking -- what's our best bet for a future right-wing sellout grift? Just picture it: Jacob Wohl, Ben Shapiro, Dave Rubin....and The Blue Hawaii Podcast! #IntellectualHaoleWeb We have some killer interviews and features lined up over the next month that we can't wait to share with you -- but until then, like, tag, share, and stay tuned for more!