“Chad I have a story for you… For the last 3 1/2 months I have been banging a much younger liberal chick who had daddy issues… Stay with me I know it’s wicked… Anyway, about three weeks ago she decided to start talking politics and climate change… All of her arguments are basically greta Thunberg and Al Gore arguments… “Well we have to do something“… Come to find out she wants me dead and people like me… She told me that I have no reason to live because I just don’t care about the planet… Like I said, I knew she was a liberal but I told her I didn’t wanna talk about politics since we were just lovers… I just wanted to do the deed and go home… This is the first time I’ve ever been in this situation where a liberal has come at me with both barrels… Even when I tried to explain to her that everything in her house was basically the same thing I have in my house, TV, cell phones, plastic, and all of that stuff come from petroleum, she still said well we have to do something… it’s so funny but you’re right not a single one of these people have an answer but they end up hating conservatives because they think we don’t care… Anyway as you would guess, I’m back to being in the bathroom with a bottle of Jurgens lotion… Ha ha”
heidnsjfucjszjx via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/06/24