Episodes
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024.For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:  https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/ NOTE: You have till Feb 1st 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb 1st we are back to regular pricing #2- Argentina’s new president bitch-slaps the woke...
Published 01/26/24
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: Expat Insider Seminar- MAR 8-15, 2024 – The Expat Files         Expat Insider Seminar- MAR 8-15, 2024 – The Expat Files       NOTE: You have till Feb 1st 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb...
Published 01/23/24
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024.For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: Expat Insider Seminar- MAR 8-15, 2024 – The Expat Files         Expat Insider Seminar- MAR 8-15, 2024 – The Expat Files       NOTE: You have till Feb 1st 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb...
Published 01/19/24
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/   NOTE: You have till Feb 1st 2024 to get in on the earlybird discounts …after Feb 1st we are back to regular pricing   #2- Are you not panicked about the recent...
Published 01/15/24
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:  https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/ #2- Luggage wars and airport carousel battles:   #3- How to find an incompetent MD in Latin America: What percentage of Latino doctors are incompetent? Today we...
Published 01/12/24
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:  https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/  #2- Gringo road rage in Latin America:  #3- Drinking and driving in Latin America:  #4- The Gringo habit of buying cars for their Latina girlfriends:  #5- The...
Published 01/08/24
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:  https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/   #2- Latino Cop speed traps and Radar guns: Do they know what they are doing and can you negotiate with them?   #3- Bribing Latino cops: To bribe or not to bribe,...
Published 01/05/24
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/   #2- Macho “abuse of power” in Latin America- PART 2: Three Latina lady victims tell how they were abused by macho men with some power and status over them…   #3-...
Published 01/02/24
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024.For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/   #2- DYK that Latinos living in Altiplano regions have measureably longer lifespans and better quality of life than those at sea level? Very true but you’ll never guess...
Published 12/29/23
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/ #2- Rainwater collection in Latin America: #3- Confessions of a water (H2O) thief: #4- Fireplaces and wood burning in Latin America: #5- The safety delusion of gringos...
Published 12/26/23
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/ #2- Are we losing our Gringo Advantage?   #3- An Expat dilemma: So many Expat successes in business yet so many Expat failures in the love and romance...
Published 12/19/23
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser: https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/ #2-  “Tis the season” but somehow I’m not seeing much good will towards men:  #3- What you need to know about expats living in Colombia:   #4- How gringos...
Published 12/15/23
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:
Published 12/11/23
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR: It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024. For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link. #2- Expat Gringas and their Horses: #3- Finding unwanted critters in the house: #4- El Salvador “Volcano bond” update: #5- BTC and cryptocurrency update:   #6 - House fires and fire safety in Latin America: #7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one...
Published 12/08/23
#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 "EXPAT INSIDER" SEMINAR: For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link.   #2- Why you need skylights in your Latin American home if you don't like living in constant mold and dank humidity: Today we discuss everything you need to know about skylight selection, installation, leaks and maintenance     #3- Have you noticed that Latin America is held together with messy ugly gobs of Silicone Caulk? It’s the Latin...
Published 12/04/23
#1- Upcoming March 2024 “Expat Insider Seminar” details:  #2- Where Latin America’s worst traffic and most terrible drivers live:  #3- What you need to know about commuting to work in Latin America:  #4 - Vehicular savagery at its worst :  #5- Latin American and 3rd world city layouts versus USA and 1st world city layouts:  #6- Drinking and driving in Latin America: #7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into...
Published 12/01/23
#1- What to do if your FBI report isn’t clean: Do you need a completely clean one to apply for residency? #2- Reading books for leisure and the backpacker connection: #3 - More on Gringos and Gringas who go native: #4- When woke people eat their own:  #5- The severity of the Latin American water and drought problem: #6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him...
Published 11/27/23
#1- Getting sued in Latin America: DYK that in the states the average America gets sued 7 times in his life time? #2- Expats with a Plan B should think twice about keeping a house or rental property in the states: #3 - Rummage and estate sales in Latin America: #4- Latin American cost of living update: #5- What the lame street media is NOT telling you about the new Argentine president:  #6- An Expat toolkit: #7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting...
Published 11/24/23
#1- The myth of “bike lanes” in big city Latin America: There are plenty of them but just more failed copies of a 1st world trend   #2- When gringos are eye witnesses to car accidents: What to do?   #3 - Why clueless Latin American motorcyclists love to wear German WWII helmets:   #4- The mindless prevalence of Astrology beliefs in Latin America:   #5- A Bitcoin and crypto update:   #6- The stark (sex) differences between USA dating apps vs Latin American dating apps: (We’re not talking about...
Published 11/20/23
#1- A thousand more reasons to get the hell out of Dodge:  #2- Shoplifting in Latin America:  #3 - There's an odd gringo spotting 6th sense you may experience while travelling in Latin America:   #4- Why so few gringos take my advice: They always ask for it but seldom take it… #5- Those lucky expats living in Latin America who’ve contracted their very their own 24/7 caretaker (or nurse): A very strange “boots on the ground” story.. #6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique...
Published 11/17/23
#1- The problem with dogs, disgusting dog food and terrible doggie discipline in Latin America: Will you have a dog south of the border? If that’s your plan, you need to here this…    #2- Mold, humidity and allergies in Latin America: How is it that in my 30+ years living in Latin America I’ve never met a single Latino with an inhaler... or a peanut allergy? When you mention the phrase "peanut allergies" (or the idiotic word "LATINX" for that matter) Latinos don't know what you are talking...
Published 11/14/23
#1- Pools, hot tubs and Jacuzzis in Latin American: Do you want them or need them? Are they practical? What expats need to know …   #2- “Agua Pura” the worlds most overused oxymoron: What you need to know about bottled water in Latin America and why its not to be trusted..   #3- A word about gravity countertop water purifiers like EcoFilter (made in Guatemala) and Berkey countertop models and Berkey clones (from Amazon) and why you need one of these, especially if you are a renter.   #4- The...
Published 11/10/23
#1- When Expats give up on their “Plan B”: There are many various reasons why expats give up on their ‘Plan B”. Funny how so many people in that position tell white lies to hide their real reasons for giving up. Returning to Cleveland, Jersey or Milwaukee is an admission of failure and unfortunately one will have to eventually face the friends and family who said "I told ya so". Soooo... since one out of 4 people return to the states or Canada within the first 2 or 3 years upon arrival in...
Published 11/06/23
#1- Opinionated Expats who grate on you:  There's one in every crowd (or two).. #2 - Stubborn Expats and their “Plan B” mistakes:       #3- A word about “Plan B” Expats who are retired CIA, FBI and alphabet agency guys: I know a few personally… #4- Gringos and Expats living on the cheap in Latin America:   #5- About those terrible bathrooms in your Latino and Latina friend’s houses! #6- CBDC’s in Latin America- Update   #7- What you should know about Counterfeit US dollars circulating in...
Published 11/03/23
#1- You may start a kick-ass business in Latin America, but will it make you happy?  #2 - Can you ever accept ‘manana time” culture?      #3- The problem with having local Latino friends: (besides thinking you are rich and thus occasionally trying to hit you up for a loan)     #4- The Guatemala election scandal update and why it should be no big deal to Expats: Newbee/ green gringos and expats read too much into it...not knowing its just Latin American politics as usual:     #5- Occasional...
Published 10/30/23