Space battle
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“Okay here’s the story, Apple Podcasts this joke. Austin’s ship is CCS Illusion of Necessity, James is UNSC Chick Fil-A Waffle Fries, Connor has the UNSC It’s Hammer Time. Shane wasn’t there when that question was asked so he’s an AI. Ok here it goes.
Captain Austin woke with a throbbing pain in his head. He grumbled and got out of his cold, hard bed. He looked to his AI, Shane.
“Where am I?” he asked.
“The CCS Illusion of Necessity, or what’s left of it anyway.” said Shane.
“How’s the garage project going?” Austin asked.
“Not good, had to unalive someone,”
There was a BOOM.
“What was that?” asked Austin.
“The UNSC Chick-Fil-A Waffle Fries, they’re firing their chicken nuggets,” Shane replied frantically.
Moments later, a rouge McNugget severed the galvanized square steel walls of the ship.
“No, we’re losing the ship, get in an escape pod!” said Shane crisply.
“Okay,” said Austin crisply.
The pod blasted from the ship. And then another ship approached, the UNSC It’s Hammer Time. Was that long enough or should I make it shorter?”
👾👾👾👾👾alien boy via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
06/14/24
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“These guys take me back to playing halo with my buddies. These guys are very knowledgeable and really make it feel like you’re in the room with them. Definitely recommend”
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“The new show should be called the Shmibary, A jumpy scapers community cast”
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