The “gentlemen” from the Shoddy Radio podcast join the Mustache Rangers this week playing the Beard Patrolmen. For those of you who didn’t see the live show the Mustache Rangers did that one time, the Beard Patrolmen are the greatest enemies of the Mustache Rangers. Speaking of live shows, the Mustache Rangers will be performing […]

We know what you’re thinking. Where have you been, Mustache Rangers? But you thought it with a real twinge of attitude, so we won’t answer you. Next time, when you think of something you might possibly ask, you had better check yourself before you Rex Urselph. Don’t know how that phrase became so popular. Anyway. […]

Scents and tastes can strongly evoke memories and emotions. But can a taste take a memory away? Probably not. But that won’t stop the Mustache Rangers from going on and on about it in this podcast episode. Honestly, can’t they shut up for, like, 2 minutes? Some of us are trying to sleep.

Facebook is a giant waste of time, second only to listening to people tell stories you’ve already heard. If there were a way to monetize that, we’d be billionaires by now. But you can’t sell ad space in old stories. The Mustache Rangers tell old stories in this podcast episode. Enjoy it in your own […]

It may comes as quite a shock to you that advertisers bend the truth to get their products sold. Or, it may come as no shock at all. We can’t assume to know your educational background. Do you know what badminton is? Badminton looks like fun, but it is terrible. That’s what advertising does to […]

It’s easy to be squeamish. After all, who knows what the cat dropped into your shoe last night? The Mustache Rangers explore the feeling of squeamishness in this podcast. Have you checked your shoes yet? You should. And cedar shoe trees would really clear this whole situation up.

Monica Hamburg of the S&M Rants Podcast joins the Mustache Rangers in this podcast where the freedom of the human form is discovered and uncovered. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of giggling. I mean, all that flesh can be awfully funny. So many lumps of different shapes and sizes. Enjoy.

Black tie events are fun, probably. We’ve never been to one. There are probably a lot of hi-jinks there, mostly involving punch bowls and swimming pools with retractable covers. This podcast features assumptions about black tie events, mostly based on movies. Mostly based on Kubrick movies. Mainly, the Shining.

Creating jobs isn’t easy, as this week’s podcast will attest. Sure, you could simply copy the jobs that are already there, but that is boring. If you’re doing it right, you need to think of a job that has never existed before. Like bread wearer or box car kisser. We’re just spit-balling here. Although, those […]

You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they’d smile while suing you. And really, isn’t a smile like a hug? Would anyone bad hug you? NO! Enjoy this week’s […]

We really don’t know why you’re reading this. Podcasts are an audio medium. Just listen to the show already. You know these descriptions never have anything to do with what goes on in the episode anyway. You should have learned that by now. Anyway, how are you? It’s been a while. We took up a […]

Waiters, take note. You are legally obligated to pee into the soup of anyone who snaps at you. How else will those people ever learn to stop snapping their fingers at people? This is your duty, waitrons. The Mustache Rangers deals with snaps and claps in this week’s episode. Store it in your brain.

There are certain things that Brett Favre is known for. Throwing a football, for instance. Or wearing rings, as an example. Today’s podcast is about the other thing. You know what we’re talking about. There’s something about Brett Favre.

Assumptions are what differentiate man from the beasts. Squirrels assume that tree branch will hold their weight. Humans draw a diagram about why a tree branch can’t hold their weight. Oh humans. Just jump! The Mustache Rangers assume many things in this week’s podcast adventure. We assume.

The Mustache Rangers are back, and they’re joined by the crew from the Sex is Fun podcast. So prepare your ears accordingly. Perhaps you are at work. Try not being at work. Okay. At home now? Good. In fact, if you need MORE Mustache Rangers this week, you can hear a special Mustache Rangers episode […]

Nobody likes snakes. Even the dudes who wear snakes as a fashion statement are scared to death of them. They simply think the constant risk of death is worth it if a pretty lady looks their way. Bonus points if she looks their way with an expression that is not disgust. The Mustache Rangers talk […]

Fear. Does it hurt more than it helps? Sandwiches. Have you had more bad sandwiches than good? Chairs. Still trust them? Listen to this week’s Mustache Rangers episode and you may start to question everything you understand about everything.

Skyrim and Diablo 3 are the games of the hour. In Skyrim and Diablo, you go on quests. In this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast episode, they talk about quests. Does that mean that everyone who plays Skyrim or Diablo 3 should listen to the Mustache Rangers? It couldn’t hurt.

Everyone tells stories. Even rocks, if you put a robot mouth on them and tell the robot mouth to say approximately what you think a rock would say. It’s mostly “I’m dry” or “I’m wet.” Rocks are very aware of their hydration levels. The Mustache Rangers jabber on about stories and how they should be […]

Video games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret music box? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or have a courtroom stenographer type out this week’s episode for you and have them […]

The serious topic of body alteration is used for the light fun in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Did you see that guy who put magnets under his skin so he could attach some devil horns? I mean, really. Come on, guy. Give that surgery money to me! I’d spend it on so much gum!

The Comedy Album and artistic interpretation are the main talking points in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. And the squabbling. There is always a bit of that, isn’t there? You think, over hundreds of years, you’d eventually work out the kinks in a friendship. The reality is, the kinks keep getting worse. It’s sad, in […]

Terrance Day is winter solstice tradition that keeps the Mustache Rangers going. Aside from a genetically altered panda delivering gifts, very little information has come out about the traditions of Terrance Day. Until this podcast! Bring your loved ones around the fire and listen to this holiday themed podcast. We think you might learn something […]

Internal organs, what they can do and what they can’t do, are the pain topics of contention on this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Now, keep in mind, the Mustache Rangers are not doctors. At least, not doctors in the traditional sense. If you would consider “someone who eats a certain brand of breakfast cereal because […]

Denim and weakness. What do they have in common? Why would you read the answer in a blog post when you could listen to it in a podcast? Today is your lucky day, because the Mustache Rangers explore the topics of denim and weakness! All in one podcast episode! For free! How lucky are you? […]