Nick Vatterott has never made it to one episode of The Nick Vatterott Show, who knows where he is? Maybe the comedy group Maria Wojciechowski and Abby Vatterott a.k.a. Abbaria know. Detective Rick Rick Rick investigates!

Three Words: Nick's not here. Casey James Salengo, Will Winner and some other guy are. Bank robbery.

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, so instead a former principal Grundy Grendleshaw of an Austin,Texas high school interviews his former student, comedian Trey Galyon about Texas, religion, gay marriage, abortion, frigg'n abortion? Really? Yep! And a baseball job you probably never knew...