Episodes
If explosions are your thing: orgasms, L-bombs, meteors, you'll love this episode. Plus: A surprise villain is revealed, turning this rom-com into a thriller.
Published 03/14/23
Against all odds (and laws of gravity), this treetop tryst only goes up from the last episode—culminating in scraped knees, bondage spells, and a surprise revelation at the (happy) ending.
Published 03/07/23
If episodes 1-3 were a slow burn, this episode is a meteor blasting through the sky and landing in your pants. Harry and Draco find themselves boinking up the right tree and you're not gonna be-leaf how it all goes down (and up).
Published 02/28/23
When it comes to a surprise sexy romp with Draco, Harry's in for a sickle and down for a pound. After a candid Dino-sex convo, these two time travelers get candid (and naked) faster than you can say "Dicklickcockpuss." The only questions remaining are: 1) are those tiny dinosaurs in the bushes dangerous and 2) are Draco's motives leaning more prank or more spank? Tune in to find out.
Published 02/21/23
Draco and Harry are officially stuck in dino-land, but they're making the most of it—and that involves some sleepwalk-spooning, a crush reveal, and startling dinosaur boning. Bonus topics include SlimFast, gonads, and sexy dinosaur names.
Published 02/14/23
It's a BRAND NEW SEASON! So you better back that ass—and that timeline—up, because Harry and Draco have accidentally found themselves in the prehistoric era, surrounded by dinosaurs. Will they escape before finding themselves in the mouth of a T-rex...or each other's? Will Allie make her 'prehysterical' joke 7 times an episode? You'll have to tune in to find out!
Published 02/07/23
You've survived the end of the season and fear not: everyone is naked and....naked. Cum along for the ride and find out if this is a one-time affair or if Jon and Dany are gonna hit it and commit it. The PSR rating of this finale? 9.6.
Published 10/04/22
GIRD YOUR LOINS, JONERYS FANS, IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING! And in a location that you won't believe. (Hint: cozy cabin vibes and bearskin rugs). Is there a game of strip poker on the horizon? A cozy bed fit for a queen? More naked and less afraid? You'll have to listen to find out.
Published 09/27/22
Rub a dub dub, Jon and Dany in a jungle river tub! The 21st day of the Naked and Afraid challenge dawns and our duo puts the breast in breaststroke. See how well they, ahem, finish. But don’t worry—their reality show is coming to an end but their story (and ours) still has two more chapters!
Published 09/20/22
Two weeks into the challenge and Dany and Jon are on top of their game...and *almost* each other. But with a big storm on the horizon, will they finally get drenched in more ways than one? Only the gods (and cameraman Carl) know.
Published 09/13/22
In true 'Naked and Afraid' style, this episode features a big, thick snake and forbidden fruit. It also features Dany & Jon accidentally rising and almost-grinding. Tune in for all the wild details.
Published 09/06/22
On day one of Jon and Dany's survivalist adventure in a reality show, a shelter isn't the only thing being erected. Find out their backstories, hidden talents, and see if they confess how thirsty they are for more than clean drinking water.
Published 08/30/22
It's Season 22 and we're feeling wet and wild…erness. This AU story puts the game in Game of Thrones as a beloved duo competes in a reality show stark (pun intended) naked. Bonus: some exciting host announcements in the intro!
Published 08/23/22
Strap-in (wink) for a wanda-ful finale full of magic, morphing, and moaning. After Loki and Wanda scream for ice cream, they get to screamin' (and creamin') about something else entirely. Find out how everything cums to an end and if Dr. Strange finally gets his hands (or any other body part) on the cloth of Arduero.
Published 07/12/22
You may be able to tell from the title alone that the black cloth isn't quite done with Rivendell—but you won't guess the ship or the steamy, bearded details. Bonus: you get a sneak peek of the universe Arduero floats over to next and it's lowkey *hint, hint* marvelous.
Published 07/05/22
Did somebody say Lord of the Cock Rings? A very unlikely pair have a run-in with the black cloth at an orc-gy and after some fairy wine, they go to pound town (or as we're calling it, Rim(job)endell.
Published 06/28/22
This episode will have you singing, "I'm still, I'm still Yenny from the cock" as a brand new trio forms and takes things from battle to bedroom—thanks to the sexual healing powers of a certain magical cloth. Bonus: we end up in a world we've NEVER been in before.
Published 06/21/22
In this week's episode, we hook up with a favorite twosome and then meet an entirely new duo. Buckle up for a lot of bodily fluids…some a little less sexy than others.
Published 06/14/22
"Wanna go back to my place, I mean dimension?" Draco Malfoy and Dr. Strange have a truly unforgettable evening together…and by unforgettable we mean 'shave two years off of your life' unforgettable. Listen to discover what new magical object is time traveling back with Draco and if that's good or bad news for the multiverse.
Published 06/07/22
Pour yourself a Mountain Dew Baja (finger) Blast—and maybe spike it because—it's officially Season 21 and we're reading our first crossover story! Bouns: it's written by a listener, so you KNOW it's good. We kick off with a host catch-up covering Danny's wedding, Suz's birthday, Mexican pizzas, and everyone's 21st birthday memories and then slide right into the amazing story. We won't spoil any more of the plot twists than our title already does but trust us—it's GOOD.
Published 05/31/22
Let's hope MJ's apartment doesn't have thin walls because her neighbors are getting an EARFUL of this maxed-out climax of a finale. The big question(s)? Is Peter Parker's spider itsy bitsy after all? What, exactly does it mean to 'do it spidey style'? Will Peter's bday eventually be MJ's door code? You're gonna have to listen to find out!
Published 03/29/22
Arachnid? More like ERECTnid. MJ (Michelle Jones-Watson) makes like an itsy bitsy spider and climbs Peter Parker's *spout* but not before a steamy hybrid of lap dance and horsey ride. You're just going to have to listen to the episode understand.
Published 03/22/22
Turns out that b*****b shot was a premonition ;) And 36 missed texts from the Hoetry Club can only mean ONE thing: MJ (Michelle Jones-Watson) and Peter Parker's steamy night together is FAR from over.
Published 03/15/22
The bar is closed, the lights are low, and Peter Parker and Michelle Jones-Watson (MJ) make their way up to the rooftop just to get down and dirty. Listen to find out why this episode left us thinking, "Dining al fresco, more like Dining al FREAKso!" BONE appeTIT indeed ;)
Published 03/08/22
*Bartender voice* "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!" It's the end of the night and MJ's not listening to those rules. Not even a little. This episode has whiskey, buckin' broncos, buckin' hips, eggplant emojis, and a webbed and wild seduction in a supply closet. What more could you ask for?
Published 03/01/22