Reductress editors Rachel and Sarah (@rachelwenitsky and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Shalyah Evans (MTV’s Girl Code) Monique Moses (IFC’s Comedy Cribs) and Samantha Reece read pieces from Reductress, plus Rachel tries a standing toilet, and talks to a lesbian bridal party that’s entirely made up of exes! Sorry I Didn’t Respond To Your Text, I Get Overwhelmed By Simple Tasks was written by Taryn Englehart. Self-Deprecating Intros for When You Call 911 was written by Anna Drezen. My Skin is So Thirsty, It F****d My Upstairs Neighbor was written by Hannah Solow and the Reductress editors. Thanks to Taylor Garron, Beth Newell, and Miranda Kronfeld for help on this episode. Reductress is live at Caroline’s on Broadway 4/26-28 - get tickets: bit.ly/2GGFlye Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "reductress" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress