"Satisfied, Granger? That makes one of us." Draco is a little riled up after one of Hermione's "practice sessions." A companion piece to The Auction Collaboration with NikitaJobson  Cover art by Abrilas

Chapter 7: Wedding Day, Part Two It was unreasonably sunny. The perfect number of clouds swam under a radiant sun. The light glinted off the pond, and the f*****g peacocks were preening. But of course it would be a perfect day for Draco Malfoy's wedding, Theo grumbled to himself. He stood alone...

Chapter 6: Godfather Over the heads of the cooing females surrounding my wife, past the neutral yellows, greens, and beiges, just beyond the pile of discarded gift bows that Pansy says we have to keep to make a "cradle" out of, Blaise looks like he's falling asleep. In fact. He is asleep. I can...