[School of Movies 2016] This is an unexpected episode covering an absolutely b*****t mental experimental film from 1974 directed by John Boorman. It's set in a dystopian future with the standard class divides and extreme violence, but with so many ridiculous decisions in design and direction delivered in an extremely po-faced, allegedly satirical fashion. Sean Connery is a mean enforcer who was supposed to spend his life running down unruly farmers and molesting the womenfolk, but he goes on a journey to find out who the mysterious Zardoz is. There's a floating stone head, there's boner-fixation, there's people in plastic bags, people with drawn-on moustaches, green bread, psychic powers, and speaking gibberish. Sean Connery wears the pictured costume of gunbelt lingerie with hairy nonchalance and at one point for no reason at all squeezes into a bridal gown.  It's a film to watch whilst slightly drunk with friends but not heavily stoned on your own. But first listen to our take on it so you know what to look out for and crucially what the hell is going on!