Episodes
**Find the transcript of this episode here** This is the kind of stuff my patrons get on the regular; Unscripted, honest reviews of the occasional movie.  Usually I do these for random movies I watch and happen to enjoy, those are posted randomly as I see the films. This one, however, was a review of a movie I wasn't too keen on, but it was part of the bonus material my patrons had access to over the course of my recent two month hiatus which, if you've been paying attention, you'll know is...
Published 12/05/19
This Thanksgiving story is one I'm extremely proud to present! I went the old fashioned route for this episode, and the majority of sound effects you hear are from yours truly!  Hope you all have a happy Thanksgiving, folks! Enjoy the feast!  **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find out more about Augie Peterson here: https://linktr.ee/augiep Want to support an indie artist and give some sweet Holiday gifts at the same time? Check out my merch shop and books! Find both at the link...
Published 11/26/19
I thought I liked this movie until I really thought about it. They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.   Links to the Neon Horror Crowd Funding Campaign: Crowdfunding page Artemesia's Axe and the Corpse's Tongue Twitter   Find out more about Augie Peterson here: https://linktr.ee/augiep 
Published 11/21/19
Taking the train is usually pretty stressful, but if you're lucky...   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Check out the Hooks of Horror Podcast   Find out more about Augie Peterson: https://linktr.ee/augiep   
Published 11/12/19
The fate of Features Week has hung in the balance for the last month and I've finally decided to do something about that. **Find the transcript of this episode here** Learn more about Augie Peterson here: https://linktr.ee/augiep
Published 11/09/19
The beautiful franchise I fell in love with only weeks ago has already let me down immensely. **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Featured Artist: Cory Mason: Twitter Website Purchase Don't Open the Door on Amazon   Find out more about Augie: https://linktr.ee/augiep 
Published 11/07/19
TW: trypophobia, body horror   Moving into a new home can be stressful...   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Find out more about Augie Peterson here: https://linktr.ee/augiep   Music Credit: Deep Noise by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100381Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Published 10/29/19
I was scarred as a sick child from watching this series until the fates decided now was my time. Damn am I glad I didn't let what's probably going to be a dumb remake ruin this gorgeous movie for me.   **Find the transcript to this episode here**   Featured Podcasts: Write Now (links to Apple Podcasts) Girl in Space (Podcast Website)   Find out more about Augie Peterson: https://linktr.ee/augiep 
Published 10/24/19
A woman discovers that she's mysteriously been transported into the body of her daughter's next gift and desperately tries to escape. **Find the transcript to this episode here.**   Find out more about Augie Peterson: https://linktr.ee/augiep   Music Credits: Blue Sizzle - Madness Paranoia by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100385Artist:...
Published 10/15/19
It's Features Week, but it's also October! That means all the artists you'll hear from today specialize in creepy. Hear from a writer, YouTuber, podcast, artist, and for the first time ever, a voice actor! Thumbnail credit: Inking Imps   **Find the transcript for this episode here.**   Find more info about these artists on this blog post along with links to their work and personal recommendations!   Remy (Writer) Twitter   Octoberpod (Podcast) Twitter   S.H. Cooper (Voice...
Published 10/12/19
I'm back, witches! Just in time for spoopy season, the pod is back in action. Of course, now I have a cold, but that's not stopping me from keeping you updated on all things Augie! Here's to chapter 2! Find a transcript for this episode here P.S. I said the next episode will be out on the 10th, but that's actually a lie, I'll be kicking off my first month back with a spoopy features week episode on October 12th!   https://linktr.ee/augiep  
Published 10/01/19
In this episode, I do some research into the cast and crew of Sharknado and answer a few questions I came up with myself like "Where did Petunia come from?" and "Who the heck is Jedward?"   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Featured Podcasts: Cult of Domesticity People Are Wild   Find all links to everything Augie here
Published 07/26/19
It's finally over and I definitely didn't cry, don't worry about it.   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find links to my social media, websites, patreon and more at this one handy link! https://linktr.ee/augiep
Published 07/25/19
Is this the best movie in the series? Does it have anything to do with a new writer, solid plot, and callbacks to the first few films? Will Augie ever get enough sleep to edit an episode properly!? Answers to some of these questions lie within this podcast episode.  **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Join my...
Published 07/19/19
A very tired Augie brings you her thoughts on the most confusing movie in the series this week.  I appreciate you all hanging in there with me as I drive the struggle bus through reviewing 6 movies in one month. No one asked me to do it, I just like to complain about it.  **Find the transcript for this podcast here**   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website Join...
Published 07/18/19
What's better than sharks in L.A. or New York? When sharks attack the white house and all Fin has to defend himself is a tiny chainsaw. Oh, also Nova is back and April gives birth inside of a shark!   **find the transcript of this episode here**   Featured Podcasts: Dear Murder Street Boos and Spirits   Listen to previous episodes: Sharknado Sharknado 2: The Second One    Join my Discord Server!   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by...
Published 07/11/19
Everything about the first Sharknado you loved is now happening in New York with 300% more celebrities!   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Featured Podcasts: The Haunted Ride Spell Cast   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!   Follow Me Twitter Facebook Instagram Website
Published 07/05/19
The time has come for me to listen to my friends who have asked that I review this series. Let's see how right...or wrong they were to suggest this monstrosity. Shoutout to Kim, from People are Wild, Courtney from Cult of Domesticity, and Allison from Calling Darkness for encouraging me to watch this series for the podcast! (all hyperlinks are to their Twitter profiles). Because this series has 6 movies and I'm cramming them all into one month, my review of Sharknado 2 will be live tomorrow!...
Published 07/04/19
Master and I eat dinner together every night, sometimes they let me have some of theirs. It's delicious. Tonight though, something wasn't right...   **Find the transcript for this episode here** ----more---- Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode with her artwork! Find out more about Jess here: Twitter Website (use code PrideMonth for 20% your entire purchase!) Email: [email protected] Support Jess' work here. Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week...
Published 06/25/19
This episode, lovingly guest hosted by the talented Matt Donohoe of the On Patrol podcast, consists of two more amazing and creepy stories from authors in the LGBTQIA+ community!  Thank you all for your kind, loving, and supportive words of encouragement as I mourn the loss of my fur baby, Winston. I hope you'll forgive how late this episode was and any technical glitches you might hear.  **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Support Jess and her partner at their shop with the promo...
Published 06/19/19
A story I've never read on my podcast before! Listen to what happens when an insistent friend brings their agnostic bestie to a religious women's retreat! **Find the transcript for this episode here** Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode with her artwork! Find out more about Jess here: Twitter Website (use code PrideMonth for 20% your entire purchase!) Email: [email protected] Support Jess' work here. Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week...
Published 06/11/19
Meet some new artists! DO IT! NOW! I have an author, a Dustin-of-all-trades, a graphic artist, and two podcasts ready to tackle those ear holes of yours. **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find all written interviews here   Haunted Happenstance Facebook Discussion Group Instagram Twitter Hear my IRL spooky story on Share the Scare Vol. 2   Dustin Schyler Yoak Facebook Twitter Instagram Website   Aphotic Realm Website Aphotic Realm Facebook Aphotic Realm Twitter   Masters of the...
Published 06/08/19
Join me as I bring you two amazing stories by two amazing people! **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find out more about Wart, author of "Be Careful Who You Kill" Twitter Instagram   Find out more about Jess, author of "Believe in the darkness" Twitter Instagram Website (Jess is even having a sale on her shop items this month! Use the promo code PrideMonth for 20% off your order!) Artemesia's Axe and the Corpse's Tongue Twitter Artemesia's Axe and the Corpse's Tongue...
Published 06/05/19
There's no way to prepare you for the awesome you're about to experience. You've got two stories for the price of one! Drumming up business, the story of a girl who, after starting her own business gets a customer she wasn't expecting. Revolution, a story inspired by a writing prompt I came across one day in which gender roles are inescapable.   **Find the transcript for this episode here** Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode with her artwork! Find out more about Jess...
Published 05/29/19
At last, my review of the Insidious series has come to an end! But what kind of podcast host would I be without researching some unanswered questions I came up with as the series went on, or filled your listening experience with wild fan theories? **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Check out Melanie (even though, for some reason I called her Melody in the episode) on Instagram!   My review of "Insidious" My review of "Insidious: Chapter 2" My review of "Insidious: Chapter 3" My...
Published 05/23/19