A cultist and his new trainee have no idea they are about to deliver a blow-by-blow commentary for the greatest rag-tag-team bout the wasteland formerly known as New York has ever seen!   TEAM #1- The Octogenarian Arachnids- Members 1 Samantha Gerkin: Age- 82 Height- Various Weight- About 500 lbs give or take the mass of a half devoured feline. Special skills: Poison darts, toxic webs, serrated claws. Weaknesses: New Age self help books. Challenging Samantha for supreme dominance of the Stewies Convenience Store on Rt. 9 (Conveniently located just 30 mile South of Albany, NY) are:   TEAM #2- Trixie’s Servants- Members- 5 Rachel Eddleman: Age- Refused to answer Weight- Offered useless anecdotal story Height- “tall” when not wearing flats. Special skills: Fast improvisation skills. Wields a solid steel instrument of blunt force trauma. Weakness: Irrational fear a frog may emerge from the toilet. Elenore Stammer: Age- 83 Height- “Oh, I don’t know” Weight- “I used to turn heads I can tell you.” Special Skills: Boundless trivial knowledge & umbrella mastery. Weakness: Boundless trivial knowledge. Deputy Jerry Wilkins: Age- 38 Height 6’ 2” Weight: 175 lbs. Special Skills: Crack Shot. Weakness: Lost his gun. Also, he’s been poisoned. Adam Kaminsky: Age- 40 Height- 5’ 9” Weight- “Go to hell” Special Skills: Designing ad campaigns & Running from danger Weakness: Need to constantly complain. Trixe T. Katz: Age- 7 Height- 1’ 6” Weight- 11 lbs. Special Skills- Night vision, sharp claws, amazing sense of smell, superior agility. Weakness: The need to sit in or on sunbeams, empty boxes, or laptops. The prize? A magic rock/bone/artifact thing! Also a prize: Survival! Team #2 has the numbers but Team #1 has guts! Lots of guts. The guts of many brutally murdered victims. This episode: SOMEBODY DIES!!!! https://waltbatycki.wixsite.com/thestorythusfar Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=4DX9UH3UJMM3A)