If your holiday playlists lack a certain unpredictable charm, we've got just the remedy with our latest episode! Imagine replacing the classic "Twelve Days of Christmas" with presents so bizarre and comical they make a partridge in a pear tree seem utterly mundane. That's right, this festive season, we're unwrapping a version of the holiday tune that's guaranteed to provoke laughter and maybe a little head-scratching. From "despasito" to "Vicks and Dicks," join us as we count down these wild gifts, each one more outlandish than the last. Hold onto your Santa hats, as we navigate through the uproarious absurdity of "Ewoks Humping" and the head-tilting "Ewokers periods." There's no guest to blame for this madness – it's all us, reveling in the merriment of our own holiday mischief. By the time we hit "dank woods" and "KY jellies," you'll be wondering if your true love’s gone off the deep end, or if they're the most ingenious gift-giver of all time. Get ready for a holiday episode that's as far from traditional as you can get – full of quips, quirks, and a dose of holiday spirit that's anything but ordinary. https://www.podpage.com/TIDshow