Ch 15: That Time I Freed the African Americans
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After freeing the Jews in Egypt, I was feeling exhausted, but the babysitter now wanted to free the African Americans by starting The Civil War, and because I wanted to make her happy, I agreed.  While back in 1860 South Carolina, the babysitter and I start fighting and I realize that maybe she isn't the love of my life....
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