After future me got touched by Jesus in a totally appropriate way, he decided he was ready to move on with his life and start a family, which was totally great for him, but kinda sucked for me because I lost my best friend.  Losing myself made me contemplate the big questions in life, like who...

Yes, it's true, I had wild sex with a Native American who was most definitely not super old, and it was awesome!  All in all, my trip to Plymouth Plantation was a success, seeing as how I got a free meal and had some wild sex.  But after the debauchery that took place in Puritan times, future me...