Episodes
In this special mini-sode sponsored By BetterHelp, Sydnee and Marie discuss what it means for them and their socialization skills to maybe see a small light at the end of this pandemic tunnel.
Published 03/25/21
Sydnee and Marie are back for another solo episode this week! They talk about having sex to Alicia Keys' albums, Sydnee's bad shopping habit, and gen z versus millennials. Enjoy!
Published 03/19/21
We're making history on this week's episode, Larry Owens joins us for the third time as our The Unofficial Expert Expert! Larry talks about his favorite episodes, guests, and on-air fights we've listened to in the past four years. Plus, Larry goes in on his current feud with Sydnee while staying at her house.
Published 03/12/21
After last week's episode, we are nothing but professional on this week's Unofficial Expert! Sydnee recaps Syd Can Cook and Marie talks about a recent date she went on. Plus, Sydnee thinks about getting her drivers license. Enjoy!
Published 03/05/21
Langston Kerman returns to the pod as our "Hating Expert" and things get heated! Langston defines what a hater is to him, why he doesn't go online with his hate, and which celebrity teen he hates the most. Plus, Sydnee orders delivery right before coming into the recording and Marie has some words for her.
Published 02/26/21
Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew discuss dating younger people, the #FreeBritney movement, and more! Enjoy
Published 02/19/21
In a mini-sode presented by Betterhelp, Sydnee and Marie share what's going on in their love lives just in time for Valentine's Day... And of course, if you're looking for help during this time, feel free check out BetterHelp. You can get 10% off your first month through betterhelp.com/expert.
Published 02/13/21
Paris Sashay is freshly single and back on the pod this week as our Back to the Streets Expert! Paris was just ejected from a long term relationship and is talking about getting broken up on Christmas Eve, how she feels about Zoom dating, and she even considers going back to men. Plus, Sydnee recaps how she spent her birthday in quarantine. Enjoy!
Published 02/12/21
On this week's solo episode, Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew recap this past week's Syd Can Cook episode, reminisce on Sydnee's past birthday's, and listen to some listener stories. Enjoy!
Published 02/05/21
Rosebud Baker returns as our Newlywed Expert on this week's Unofficial Expert! Rosebud talks about her recent wedding in a New York City park, getting engaged in quarantine, and freaking out on her honeymoon. Plus, Sydnee tests out a new history-based-segment and Marie goes through Sydnee's grocery receipts.
Published 01/29/21
Sydnee and Marie recap this past week of stories. From the inauguration to lesbians being deported from Bali. Enjoy!
Published 01/22/21
We're FULLY logged in with this week's guest, our Expert of Cleanliness, Shalewa Sharpe! Shalewa explains how you perfectly wash your dishes, why getting a cat helps with mess, and how to effectively clean out your social media. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk their first periods. Enjoy!
Published 01/15/21
You hear it all the time. If you’re comfortable, you’re not growing. And that goes for everything – from your career, to your relationships, to the people you meet, to the conversations you have. Talking It Out is a new podcast hosted by Bachelor alums Mike Johnson and Bryan Abasolo where they’ll dive into a variety of topics. They’ll talk about love and relationships -- and as former Bachelor contestants, they’re kind of experts. They’ll cover the ins and outs of dating, marriage, family,...
Published 01/11/21
We're back for another year of this raggedy pod! We discuss @GaysOverCovid, the lore of Betty White, and Sydnee comes clean about lying. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW...
Published 01/08/21
There's some ho ho hoe's in this here house! In our final episode of 2020, Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss Marie's mom turning into a crazy church lady and what we all want for Christmas this year. And remember, Adele is big honey.
Published 12/25/20
If you don't listen to this *spicy* episode of The Unofficial Expert, you're being sent straight to confession! Mary Beth Barone makes her triumphant return to the pod as our Confession Expert. Mary Beth reveals what shows and movies she's been watching in quarantine, what actual confession is like, and comes clean about being a klepto! Plus, Marie tells us about her cuckoo dreams and Sydnee realizes she's been saying "yes" far too much lately.
Published 12/18/20
On this week's episode of the Unofficial Expert, Sydnee talks about her run-in with a mouse, Marie considers moving to Hawaii, and Marie, Sydnee and Andrew get real with each other. Remember to Venmo @MarieFaustin and @Sydnee-Washington 3
Published 12/11/20
The "Scam Goddess" herself, Laci Mosley, graces us on this week's Unofficial Expert! As our Scam Expert, Laci talks about her Vegas scam escapades, how she's been scammed in the past, and why 2020 is the best year for scamming. Plus, Sydnee goes off on the brunch twerking video and Marie says goodbye to dick for the rest of the year.
Published 12/04/20
On this week's solo episode, Sydnee deals with her cats and hoarding (i.e. depression) so Marie steps in to play the role of "Sydnee's therapist." Plus, we all go around and say who Marie, Sydnee, and Andrew are in the Kardashian family and Destiny's Child. Enjoy!
Published 11/27/20
Call our guest the white Viola Davis because she's telling us exactly how to get away with murder! Liza Treyger joins us this week as our Murder Expert to talk murder tips, her favorite female serial killers, and reveals she has a second butthole. Plus, Marie struggles with getting back into stand-up and Sydnee talks being constantly unprepared.
Published 11/20/20
In a mini-sode presented by BetterHelp, Sydnee & Marie check in with each other about how they've been taking care of themselves during this trying past year.
Published 11/20/20
On this week's Unofficial Expert, we recap this past week in politics, Marie talks about the aftermath of her breakup, and Sydnee gets real with us. Enjoy!
Published 11/13/20
In possibly our juiciest episode yet, Kinesha Goldson joins us as our Bougie Expert! Kinesha reveals her experience as a sugar baby, her trip to Paris, and why she never paid rent until last year. Plus, Marie shows up for her friends while Sydnee waits for good money to buy good hair. Enjoy!
Published 11/06/20
We've got our Kwanzaa wishlists out and ready for another episode of The Unofficial Expert! Marie tells what happens when she got her Covid test, Sydnee updates us on her neighbors, and Andrew pokes hole's in the shows' Instagram account. Enjoy!
Published 10/30/20
We're back with the Queen of the Suburbs of Washington Heights herself, Dee Nasty, who's our Mariah Carey this week! Dee has read the book and is ready to talk about it. Plus, Sydnee gets an angry note from her neighbor and Marie goes back to having hair. Enjoy!
Published 10/23/20