Potty training is like coaching a bunch of tiny soccer players who can't quite figure out where the goal is. You're the coach, and the little ones are your team of rookie goalies, but instead of saving goals, they're trying to hit the target in the potty net. Sometimes, it's a wild penalty shootout with surprise dribbles, and other times, it's a goal kick that ends up in the wrong corner. But with patience, practice, and a lot of cheering (and maybe some victory dances), you'll eventually score a "potty goal" and celebrate like you've won the World Cup! 🚽⚽🥳