Daniel, Kate, and Chad wish they could forget this instant clas-suck through some sort of Santesque mesmerization. Watch as four average coastal elites rediscover the central tenets of Xmas feudalism on a budget! It may look, sound, and feel like a horror movie, but it (probably) isn't! Right? Featuring a romance that's barely a romance, a real, live Xmas cultist, a new rule, and Coleman falls in a mine!