Episodes
MIKE IS BACK!! This week we get together to talk about the 90s Stephen King adaptation, Needful Things. Why does Stacey have to be subjected to more 2 hr long movies? Was Max Von Sydow aging backwards? Are small town folk really this stupid? Listen and find out! Follow us on Instagram @toavoidfaintingpodcast Twitter @toavoidfainting
Published 07/22/22
We're joined once again this week by guest host, Lauren, to help us talking about Blumhouse's latest horror flick, THE BLACK PHONE. We discuss Scott Derrickson's obvious love of grainy film footage and dead kids, why were the children in this movie raging maniacs, and the absurdity of stopping to help a strange man with white face paint and Dahmer glasses while a kidnapper is on the loose in the town. Find us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast Twitter @toavoidfainting 
Published 07/13/22
This week we're joined by a special guest and talk about 1980's campy cult classic, MOTEL HELL! Are we opposed to eating human meat if it's on deal? Is this movie definitely about GILF-hunting? Does Ash finally have nothing bad to say about a movie? Guess you better listen to find out! Find us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast And Twitter @ToAvoidFainting  
Published 07/07/22
This week Ash and Stacey-Beth get together (Mike sat this one out) to talk about Shudder's newest addition, MAD GOD. Visual effects master Phil Tippet's labor of love stop animation film that took 30 years to make. Does the movie make any sense? Probably not. Did Stacey fall asleep mid-way through? There's a good chance! Listen and find out. Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast Twitter: toavoidfainting
Published 06/28/22
X
On this episode we get together to talk about Ti West's latest horror offering, X. It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Boogie Nights with old people sex thrown in. You can hear all about Stacey's distaste for old folks, Ash's consistent mispronunciation of Kid Cudi's name, and poor Mike just along for the ride! Follow us on Instagram: ToAvoidFaintingPodcast Twitter: ToAvoidFainting  
Published 05/02/22
This week we're talking about 1991's THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS directed by Wes Craven. Does it still hold up for the crew after all these years? Listen to find out! Sorry for the rushed ending, but be sure to follow us on IG: @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast @staceybethh @_the_texorcist_ @mike1139
Published 04/05/22
Our first episode of 2022! Stacey, Ash, and Mike get together to talk about Lars Von Trier's The House That Jack Built.  Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast
Published 02/24/22
Merry Christmas! This week we're talking about the classic holiday horror, BLACK CHRISTMAS. This movie has all you could want for the most wonderful time of the year- vulgar phone calls, drunk college girls, the brutal murder of said college girls, dipshit cops, and fun facts on the f*****g rituals of turtles. What a joy! *episode ends a little abruptly because why wouldn't we have technical issues?  Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast
Published 12/25/21
It wouldn't be a TO AVOID FAINTING episode without our impeccable timing. We'll be releasing 2 Christmas eps this week (disregard my statement in the beginning of the episode about a month of Christmas shit). Stacey, Ash, and Mike get together to talk about 2007's INSIDE. French horror films just hit different, yeah? Expecting the birth of a child? Really like cats? Have an aversion to scissors and the damage they can inflict on a dude's junk? Listen and see if this is the one for you!
Published 12/21/21
Old
If there was ever a more inconsistent podcast....we're back with a new episode! Stacey, Ash, and Mike sit down to talk about everyone's favorite(??) twist master, M. Night Shyamalan's, newest movie, OLD. Come listen to Stacey say "at this point" at least 78 times and us all agree that this movie would have been far more successful as a TWILIGHT ZONE episode. We also give our favorite M. Night movies at the end which are honestly all way better than this one. Follow us on Instagram...
Published 11/17/21
Ep 10, y'all! This episode has been a pain our asses to record, but Stacey, Ash, and Mike are back to talk about the newest installment in the franchise, V/H/S/94. Does this one redeem the mess that was Viral? Listen to find out! There's RoboCop references that I don't get, Ash educates us on gun laws, we spend too much time analyzing a movie that doesn't need it, and there's plenty of loud background noises!  Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast
Published 10/21/21
We're back! On this episode we're joined by dear friend and local filmmaker, Mike, to talk about 2021's CANDYMAN. Ash somehow manages to compare Candyman to McDonald's franchises, there's loud outdoor noises, we trail off onto our love for Half Price Books and other horror films, and we ask the ultimate question: Would you say Candyman 5 times in the mirror? Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast Subscribe, rate, and review!
Published 10/12/21
We're back again (we know, after another week hiatus!) to talk about the VHS trilogy of anthology films. We might get a lot of facts in this episode wrong and talk about how much I love aliens and how much we HATE VHS: VIRAL (seriously, it sucks), but that's okay, because it can't be any worse than VHS: VIRAL itself. Follow us on our IG @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast Be sure to rate and review!
Published 04/15/21
We're back this week to give you our totally unsolicited recommendations for kid-friendly horror movies! Okay, that last bit is debateable and no one actually trusts us with their kids, but if you're thinking that we would be the perfect people* to list a few horror films that we think would be solid intros into the horror world, well, you've come to the right place! Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast
Published 03/30/21
We're back from a small 2 week break, we hope you missed us! This week you all get to know Ash & Stacey-Beth a little bit more and get some insight into what fuels our mutual love of all things horror. Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast If you like, hell, even if you don't, give us a review wherever podcasts are heard!
Published 03/23/21
This week we get together to talk about two movies that we always have a blast watching- 2000's THE COLLECTOR and the 2012 sequel, THE COLLECTION. Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast If you like, hell, even if you don't, give us a review wherever podcasts are heard!
Published 03/02/21
We're once again visiting Australia and proving why it's a terrifying place, except instead of psycho, human killers, we're talking about psycho pig killers....well, not killers of pigs, but pigs that are killers. You know what? Just listen because we discuss 1984's RAZORBACK and 2017's BOAR. Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast If you like, hell, even if you don't, give us a review wherever podcasts are heard!
Published 02/23/21
We're joined by our first guest, Cole aka "Corpus Creeper", to talk about a few films that were inspired by real-life serial killers. We go from talking about the well-known Fincher film, ZODIAC, to the "well known in horror" grime-fest, HENRY: PORTAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER, before ending the episode with the definitely less-talked about Austrian film, ANGST. Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast
Published 02/17/21
We're back again and this week we're talking Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead's newest sci-fi undertaking, SYNCHRONIC. Follow us on Instagram @ToAvoidFaintingPodcast If you like, hell, even if you don't, give us a review wherever podcasts are heard!
Published 02/02/21
Ash and Stacey-Beth go down under to talk about the WOLF CREEK films and the series.
Published 01/26/21