"Lez Girls" is hot off the press and Bette doesn't care for it in "Literary License to Kill." We are joined by listener SSG Lauren Montoya, who reached out to us about sharing how Tasha's fictional experience in the military compares to her actual one. Together, we witness Henry ripping off his toenails, a bad day for Spacegate at Intechmode, Jodi eating an orange, Shane daddying Jared, everybody yelling at everybody else about who is or is not a lesbian, and Molly Kroll's debut appearance!